Тональность: B minor
Verse 1
Bbm
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Ebm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Bbm
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Ebm
Bbm
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Ebm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Bbm
So, if you could just download this
Ebm
voicemail when you get it
Bbm
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Ebm
Bbm
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Ebm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Bbm
Just Google it,
Ebm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
Db
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Bbm
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
Db
can't do it
Ebm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Bbm
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Ebm
Bbm
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Ebm
Like, right when you get this
Bbm
Ebm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
Db
Bbm
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Ebm
love you (love you)
Fm
Bbm
You know me and I know
Ebm
you (know you)
Fm
Bbm
We got problems that we've been
Ebm
through (been through)
Fm
Ebm
Bbm
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Ebm
You think I'm rude to you
Bbm
You think I am the worst
Ebm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Bbm
You take out your Invisalign first
Ebm
Come on
Fm
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Bbm
you, still me, still here
Ebm
Fm
Five years, five years, baby
Bbm
Five years, five years
Fm
Ebm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Bbm
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Ebm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Bbm
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Ebm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Fm
Bbm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Fm
"What the fuck did I do?"
Ebm
Fm
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Bbm
You really should've gotten some
Ebm
when we put in the order
Bbm
You say, "You're a psycho and
Ebm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Fm
So, let's just drop this,
Bbm
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Ebm
You owe me a dumpling,
Bbm
I mean it, I won't forget
Ebm
Bbm
Db
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Ebm
Fm
Five years, five years
Bbm
Still you, still me, still here
Ebm
Db
Fm
Five years, five years, baby
Bbm
Ebm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Bbm
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Ebm
up onto the couch
Db
Bbm
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Ebm
You said, "You should kill that"
Bbm
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Ebm
Bbm
You said, "Come on, be a man"
Db
What?
Bbm
Ebm
You're a total anti-sexist,
Db
Ebm
Bbm
a patriarchy fighter
Ebm
Db
But your whole worldview collapses
Ebm
Bbm
The moment there's a spider, cool
Ebm
Fm
I get it, this is the real you
Bbm
Fm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Ebm
Shit like this brings the
Fm
movement down
Bbm
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Ebm
Fm
Five years, five years
Bbm
Still you, still me, still here
Ebm
Db
Fm
Five years, five years, baby
Bbm
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Ebm
Fm
How come every time I need to
Bbm
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Ebm
use the bathroom?
Fm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Bbm
That's why we got
Ebm
two bathrooms
Fm
Just use the guest room bathroom
Bbm
That's why we got two bathrooms
Ebm
Fm
Bbm
And you know
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