Тональность: C major
Verse 1
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm here tonight to tell you
a very strange story.
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A story so strange
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that no one will believe it.
Well, anyway,
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neither beast nor man.
Something monstrous.
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All -powerful. Beast!
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I tell you, there's something
on that island
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that no white man has ever seen.
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Story of Kingzilla.
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Well, when a livid ding -dong,
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Godzilla and King Kong
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Took a little walk,
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it didn't take long
When they returned,
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they decided to make love
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Back on the first date
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Well, King Kong, Godzilla, sittin' in a tree
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F -U -C -K -I -N -G
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Well, first came love, and then a marriage
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King Zilla, in a baby carriage
Toppin' out about five foot three
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A monkey lizard that could climb a tree
Well in three years, this lizard monkey
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grew up to star in a full -length movie.
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Kingzilla meets the black creature.
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Saturday matinee double feature.
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Kingzilla wants to top the bill.
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I guarantee three mil.
Percentage of the gross.
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Ass -splash billboards coast
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to coast.
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And then some bad news,
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Kingzilla started hit tin' the booze.
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Always late for rehearsal,
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from the producer came a reversal.
Kingzilla, I'm afraid we're go
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ing to have to let you go.
Well, King Zilla had blown his opportunity
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out cast in the community.
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This was too much for him to take.
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King Zilla was a fake.
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Well, then King Zilla started to
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Coke Hank, a magic man,
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the monkey lizard that could
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once climb a tree,
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was now a junkie.
Well, King Zilla, he got a call.
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The black creature been through it all
hey man what you need is rehab
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drink a beer and catch a cab
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took him to the clinic it was stocked in
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an d then he sat down
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got a message from his mother
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kingzilla me and your father
love you very much
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and we wish you luck
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well what the fuck then it hit
him like someone
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and had given him a chance
to turn it all around.
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Kingzilla lost in the crowd.
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In 30 days, he checked out,
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a pretty little skeeze,
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and took her out.
Before you could say Dumbo Cheese Tortilla,
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they were mar ried,
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had little Kingzillas all running
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around the house.
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And there was a bunch of Mickey Mouse
He got a call from an old friend,
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and said, how you doing, friend?
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Well, Kingzilla said, yo, I'm livin' swell
And I'm back from hell
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Thanks to you, my man
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Ah, damn!
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Looks kind of silly, doesn't it?
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