Тональность: C major
Verse 1
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm here tonight to tell you
a very strange story.
Em
A story so strange
G
that no one will believe it.
Well, anyway,
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Em
neither beast nor man.
Something monstrous.
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D
Em
All -powerful. Beast!
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I tell you, there's something
on that island
Em
that no white man has ever seen.
Em
D
Well, when a livid ding -dong,
Em
Godzilla and King Kong
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D
Took a little walk,
When they returned,
A
Em
they decided to make love
G
D
Back on the first date
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Well, King Kong, Godzilla, sittin' in a tree
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F -U -C -K -I -N -G
Em
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Well, first came love, and then a marriage
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Em
King Zilla, in a baby carriage
Toppin' out about five foot three
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Em
A monkey lizard that could climb a tree
Well in three years, this lizard monkey
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grew up to star in a full -length movie.
Em
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Kingzilla meets the black creature.
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Saturday matinee double feature.
Em
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Kingzilla wants to top the bill.
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Em
I guarantee three mil.
Percentage of the gross.
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Ass -splash billboards coast
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to coast.
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And then some bad news,
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Kingzilla started hittin' the booze.
D
Always late for rehearsal,
Em
D
from the producer came a reversal.
Kingzilla, I'm afraid we're go
Em
D
Em
ing to have to let you go.
Well, King Zilla had blown his opportunity
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D
outcast in the community.
Em
G
This was too much for him to take.
D
King Zilla was a fake.
Em
Well, then King Zilla started to
D
Coke Hank, a magic man,
Em
the monkey lizard that could
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Em
was now a junkie.
Well, King Zilla, he got a call.
G
D
The black creature been through it all
hey man what you need is rehab
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D
drink a beer and catch a cab
Em
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took him to the clinic it was stocked in
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G
an d then he sat down
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G
got a message from his mother
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kingzilla me and your father
love you very much
Em
and we wish you luck
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Em
well what the fuck then it hit
him like someone
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D
and had given him a chance
to turn it all around.
Em
G
D
Kingzilla lost in the crowd.
Em
In 30 days, he checked out,
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a pretty little skeeze,
Em
and took her out.
Before you could say Dumbo Cheese Tortilla,
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they were married,
Em
had little Kingzillas all running
A
And there was a bunch of Mickey Mouse
He got a call from an old friend,
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and said, how you doing, friend?
Em
Well, Kingzilla said, yo, I'm livin' swell
And I'm back from hell
Em
Thanks to you, my man
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Em
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Ah, damn!
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Looks kind of silly, doesn't it?
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