Тональность: F major
Verse 1
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Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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about you and put on record
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'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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Thank you
Verse 2
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Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
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Who put fireworks in the coal?
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Who put a real live toad in the hole?
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My brother
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Who put jam in mother's shoe?
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Who made real caterpillars stew?
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Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
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My brother said it wasn't he
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Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
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My brother said that it was me
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My brother's rotten
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Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
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Who put soot in the baby's butts?
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Who drew things on the garden wall?
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My brother
Verse 4
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You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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But everybody had a
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And he wrote slogans
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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'Cause he don't think our mum
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knows how to bring us up right
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I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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she makes us get up
Verse 5
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Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
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Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
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What clever dick was sick for a week?
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Who keeps maggots in a tin?
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Plays the twist on his violin
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Who's been gettin' at the gin?
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He looks just like
Verse 6
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a chimney sweep
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But dirt they say is just skin deep
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I know he's good when
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he's asleep!
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But you don't know what he's
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dreamin' about (do ya)
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Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
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ride his bike?
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Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
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Who says I'm best at football,
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ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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chasin' each other up and down the garden
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Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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I'll bash him, haha
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My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
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Come on, come on mate,
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
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hole in the middle
Come on give us your
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hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
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