Тональность: C minor
Verse 1
Am
Bb
I woke up stiff.
I woke up sore.
Dm
My back feels like it just came
Bb
through the Third World War.
Dm
F
My throne is raw.
Bb
It feels like strep.
Dm
Gm
I can't remember yesterday.
Bb
Not one damn step.
F
Was it toss to kick or kick to toss?
Am
Dm
I've got split ends.
Bb
Dm
I haven't had a second to
Gm
Bb
go buy cream rinse.
Dm
Will they let up?
Bb
Am
When will they stop?
Gm
And give a girl a break,
Bb
Dm
a chance to breathe and shop?
Bb
Hip, hip, hooray!
Dm
We meet the judges today!
Bb
But nothing budges today!
F
Bb
What do you want to be when you grow up,
Dm
dear?
Bb
Asleep. Anchors away!
Dm
They interview us today!
Bb
And try to screw us today!
Hope they got pancakes.
Guess again.
It's powdered eggs.
Dm
Gm
I woke up with my period.
Bb
Of course, me too.
F
This oatmeal's cold.
Bb
This bacon's damp.
They fed us better stuff than
Dm
this at Girl Scout camp.
Bb
F
And someone's up there making guacamole,
Bb
F
lashing avocados since late last night.
Dm
Bb
She's gonna win the crown
Bb
I really doubt it.
Am
Yeah, she's not white.
Dm
Bb
Ladies, Carol's passing out
the day's schedule,
Dm
Bb
complete with your private judges' interview appointments.
You've been scheduled at random,
F
Dm
Bb
not alphabetically, oh girls.
Am
Isn't it all exciting?
Dm
Yeah, I'm just thrilled.
Bb
I think I'll burst.
F
Bb
Oh God, I'm gonna kill myself,
they put me first.
F
Dm
My hair's still wet, my brain's still numb,
but someone tell the lions
here the Christians come.
Bb
Nerves!
Okay, Brenda,
we'll start calling
the girls in now.
Bb
I've got nerves.
Doria Houston, please.
Dm
Am
I'm all nerves.
Good luck.
Am
Bb
A walking, talking,
Dm
Bb
Am
walking bundle of nerves.
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