Тональность: C minor
Verse 1
Fm
Gb
I woke up stiff.
I woke up sore.
Bbm
My back feels like it just came
Gb
through the Third World War.
Bbm
Db
My throne is raw.
Gb
It feels like strep.
Bbm
Ebm
I can't remember yesterday.
Gb
Not one damn step.
Db
Was it toss to kick or kick to toss?
Fm
Bbm
I've got split ends.
Ebm
No wonder since.
Gb
Bbm
I haven't had a second to
Ebm
Gb
go buy cream rinse.
Bbm
Will they let up?
Gb
Fm
When will they stop?
Ebm
And give a girl a break,
Gb
Bbm
a chance to breathe and shop?
Gb
Hip, hip, hooray!
Bbm
We meet the judges today!
Gb
But nothing budges today!
Db
Gb
What do you want to be when you grow up,
Bbm
dear?
Gb
Asleep. Anchors away!
Bbm
They interview us today!
Gb
And try to screw us today!
Hope they got pancakes.
Guess again.
It's powdered eggs.
Bbm
Ebm
I woke up with my period.
Gb
Of course, me too.
Db
This oatmeal's cold.
Gb
This bacon's damp.
They fed us better stuff than
Bbm
this at Girl Scout camp.
Gb
Db
And someone's up there making guacamole,
Gb
Db
lashing avocados since late last night.
Bbm
Gb
She's gonna win the crown
Bbm
with avocados.
Gb
I really doubt it.
Fm
Yeah, she's not white.
Bbm
Gb
Ladies, Carol's passing out
the day's schedule,
Bbm
Gb
complete with your private judges' interview appointments.
You've been scheduled at random,
Db
Bbm
Gb
not alphabetically, oh girls.
Fm
Isn't it all exciting?
Bbm
Yeah, I'm just thrilled.
Gb
I think I'll burst.
Db
Gb
Oh God, I'm gonna kill myself,
they put me first.
Db
Bbm
My hair's still wet, my brain's still numb,
but someone tell the lions
here the Christians come.
Gb
Nerves!
Okay, Brenda,
we'll start calling
the girls in now.
Gb
I've got nerves.
Doria Houston, please.
Bbm
Fm
I'm all nerves.
Good luck.
Fm
Gb
A walking, talking,
Bbm
Gb
Fm
walking bundle of nerves.
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