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Why not? Number one.
Mail all Christmas stuff early.
In that way, you'll know that you've
gotten all your Christmas stuff mailed.
Real early.
It gives you a lot of time
then to horse around. on.
Always wrap packages
properly.
Now, although we try to
warn our employees
to be sort of careful,
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a lot of your junk is all beat up a lot.
Here is a post office wrapped sample,
A simple sample.
If you're sending an eatable type
food
like to grandma or a relative,
be sure that nothing can spill out of it.
Yes, or that nothing can spill
into it likewise.
And maybe poison it and kill grandma or
that relative whom I spoke of.
And last,
if it is something in a breakable gift,
like a bottle of booze or false teeth,
it should be wrapped carefully
and stamped fragile.
So that it will get special attention
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and not get clobbered
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all over the truck so much.
Like this.
All right now, remember the
old fashioned motto,
which is hanging over the
post office place.
Neither snow, nor rain,
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nor a lot of real heavy rain,
nor poison ivy,
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can stay these mailmen
on the swift completion
of doing the mail thing nice.
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