Тональность: D major•
Verse 1
B
E
Bm
A
C#m
The
aforementioned band
D
Bm
does not in any way, shape, form, or manner now known or mean yet to come, endorse,
A
approve, or legitimize the idea of evolution.
D
A
Nor do we imply that the num
ber zeroes
be treated preferentially above
except perhaps the number three,
Bm
but by no means the number thirteen,
D
and six is right out,
C#m
especially if preceded by two or
more of like number,
Bm
and that's immediately followed by seven.
G
D
If at this point you're
still offended
A
by the lyrical content of this song,
this is exactly the kind of
D
pig -headed philistine ignorance
we have come to expect
from those who would take offence,
or even time to listen to such a
Bm
disclaimer like this,
D
A
and tend to think you'd
be better served
by purchasing an album by Zanphyr.
Not that we think Zanphyr is
D
lacking in talent of the sort,
or by any means inferior,
C#m
A
although the visual aesthetics
F#
A
of his airing infomercials
C#m
make one wonder how such a product
A
D
actually appeals to the masses
at such an ungodly hour.
Not that we believe
that any one given hour
is more godly or more spiritual than the other,
G
Abdim
A
although David did tend to pray to God in the early morn.
D
G
But that is neither here nor there,
D
considering that in such a modern
society,
such as that we live in,
D
could be compared to such
G
Em
a fashion as ours, or time...
this does go on and on,
A
don't it? Or time to that of a
D
post -Stone Age society
G
D
like the ones of David
and such lived in.
However,
Bb
A
we do feel that David and Zanphia
D
Em
would have enjoyed each
A
D
as said musicians in the art of
flute -like instruments.
A
D
A
D
Thank you. Good day.
A
D
G
A
D
A
D
Thanks
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