Тональность: Ab major
Verse 1
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I haven't really drank a lot
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in some time.
Like the last time I truly
blacked out was pre -Uber.
And
Uber is the most amazing
thing for drunk people.
Cause here's what happened, my last blackout,
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I wake up and my now wife was staring at me going,
who were you calling last night?
And I said, I don't know.
She was like, we were trying to call a cab for
45 minutes.
You pick up your phone right now.
who were you calling?
So I'm all terrified,
open up my iPhone,
press recent calls,
I had 42 dulled calls to
Domino's.
Because I guess when we got drunk
and I ordered pizza to the house, right?
And then we're watching cabs go by
and she's like, call us a
cab.
And I was like, okay.
And then I just kept pressing
the most recent number I had just called.
And I assume they were like,
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hey, do you guys have
cabs?
And then they said, no, sir, we're
Domino's.
And I went, oopsie -doopsie, and I hung up,
but still did that 41 more times.
Can't get drunk, especially,
like, the way I get drunk.
It gets worse with age.
Like, my friend called me up
the other day.
He's like, hey, man, we're
getting wasted tonight.
2007 wasted.
I said, what does that mean?
He was like, don't make
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be cause we're both going to jail.
I was like yeah man we can't drink like that anymore
we're both balding do you
know what I mean like I see some solid
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hairlines in this room if I see one of
you guys start in trouble when you're drunk I just
think oh wild youth I
remember that you know I see a balding guy
starting trouble I'm just like well
that guy's not dealing well with his divorce losing
a fight to a bouncer is
not gonna bring her back, buddy.
Stop yelling
Cassandra when you get punched,
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you know?
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