Тональность: C# minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
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And my penis was missing again.
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This happens all the time.
Verse 2
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[Background singing begins: "detachable
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penis" over and over]
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This comes in handy a lot
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I can leave it home,
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when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
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Or I can rent it out, when I
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But now and then I go to a party,
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get drunk,
Verse 4
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And the next morning I can't
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Remember what I did with it.
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First I looked around my apartment,
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and I couldn't find it.
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So I called up the place
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where the party was,
Verse 5
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They hadn't seen it either.
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I asked them to check
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the medicine cab inet
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'Cause for some reason
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I leave it there sometimes
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But not this time.
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So I told them if it
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pops up to let me know.
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I called a few people
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who were at the party,
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But they were no help either.
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I was starting to get desperate.
Verse 7
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I really don't like being without
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my penis for too long.
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It makes me feel like less of a man,
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And I really hate having to sit
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down every time I take a leak.
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After a few hours of searching the house,
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And calling everyone I could think of,
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I was starting to get very depressed,
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So I went to the Kiev,
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Then, as I walked down Second Aven
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ue towards St. Mark's Place,
Verse 9
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Where all those people sell used books
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and other junk on the street,
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I saw my penis lying on a blanket
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Next to a broken toaster oven.
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Some guy was selling it.
Verse 10
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I had to buy it off him.
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He wanted twenty-two bucks, bucks,
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but I talked him down to sev enteen.
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I took it home, washed it off,
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And put it back on. I was
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happy again. Complete.
Verse 11
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tell me I should
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get it permanently attached,
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Even though sometimes
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it's a pain in the ass,
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I like having a detachable penis.
Interlude 1
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Verse 12
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[Background voices continue to sing "detachable pen
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is"]
Outro 1
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