I took a
trip down south to
Sydney for a browse around the town.
Driving through those busy streets,
it really gets you down.
Opera
House was my first stop,
but which way should I head?
I asked a taxi driver,
who turned to me and said,
Well, you go down here, it's the first turn left,
then you come to a set of lights.
Take the third street right past the first stop sign,
but you keep the tower in sight.
Make a quick
U -turn, then you double back to
the fear left at the roundabout.
Go down the hill and then turn right,
then you come to the seventh set of lights.
You cross that road, take the next street left,
that's where you'll have to ask.
Directions, directions,
take this advice, my friend.
If you go down here and you go down there,
you'll wind up round the bend.
I thought I'd like to see the beaches,
so I headed for the sand.
Surfing here in
Sydney is the greatest in the land.
How to find my way to
Bondi, I just did not know.
I asked the big bus driver,
he told me where to go.
Well you go down here for a hundred yards
till you come to a big white fence.
Go past, keep going and then turn left,
this area's pretty dense.
The road more is left and then more is right,
goes in to a one -way lane.
Take the fourth street left at the block of flats,
past a coffee shop with light green mats.
Turn left, then right, then left again,
that's where you'll have to ask.
Directions, directions,
take this advice my friend.
If you go down here and you go down there,
you'll wind up round the bend.
Now I'm a girl who likes to gamble
at the races and the clubs.
Keen old
Lotto and the trucks,
the pokies in the pubs
Had to see the new casino,
tried to find a way
I asked a tall truck driver,
and he had this to say
Will you go down here and
make a right -hand turn?
No, a left -hand turn, that's right
Go round the park,
past the old church grounds to the second set of lights
When you reach the school,
you turn on left as far as you can go
You drive straight into the new estate,
then through the park and out the gate
When you see the bus stop to
Shardmere, that's where
you'll have to ask
Directions, directions,
take this advice, my friend
If you go down here and you
go down there
If you go down here and you
go down there
If you go down here and you
go down where?
You'll wind up round the bend
Oh, where's me
Gregory's?