Motherfuckers want to act funny
Trying to be a man when
your nose is all runny
Go to Pre- K,
put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick like
your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk Making
preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey,
whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but
got no sil ver spoon
Got to feed on the bitches, bitches
Bad to the bone,
prone to the home grown
Girls moan when I come home,
dick like an ozone
Want to step in the ring?
Just skin and a sack of shitty
meat like dumplings
Boy I don't wear Gucci
Still classy but rotten like blue cheese
We're about to make a movie
With a hand held Sony, puffing
on a loosie
"Cooking the dumplings all day"
Is the only thing I say when
I mind my business
Get the fuck out of my kitchen!
I'm cooking up a storm boy
None of that beef shit
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming
"right there!"
I'm high on the weed and the xany
I find it uncanny there's so much
poonani
They found me the lab doing
stem cell research
I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came but I explained
about your bitching
Now they want to pitch
in and support the cause
Hate my ways? That's
a personal issue
Because you're thinking about me,
put down the tissues (Ew!)
Why you still yapping to me?
Didn't mommy tell you not
to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in the stall
with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad
or just a bad imitator?
Oh, because I never heard
of your dumb ass (Nope!)
Go fuck yourself in the mouth
with a taser (whoop!)
Because I'm cooking all the dumplings
One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their
hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand
full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings