Тональность: D major
Verse 1
D
C
Bm
A
I was
D
G
driving on the freeway
A
D
in the fast lane
G
A
With a rabid wolverine in
E
A
When suddenly a guy behind me
in the backseat
G
Popped right up and cupped
D
his hands across my eyes
I guessed,
G
A
D
is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
G
A
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Bm
A
E
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Al?
A
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we
Bm
crashed into the truck
E
And as I'm laying bleeding
A
bare on the asphalt,
D
G
Em
finally I recognize the face
G
of my hibachi dealer,
A
G
F#m
who takes off his prosthetic lips
E
D
and tells me,
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong.
G
Black is white, up is down,
A
Bm
and short is long.
A
E
And everything you thought
A
G
was just so important
F#m
Em
E
A
does n't matter.
D
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong.
A
F#m
Bm
Just forget the words and sing along.
E
All you need to understand
G
A
F
G
is that everything you know is wrong
D
G
I was walking to the kitchen
A
D
for some golden grams
G
A
When I accidentally stepped
Bm
A
into an alternate dimension
E
A
And soon I was abducted
G
by some aliens from space
A
D
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
G
A
They sucked out my internal organs
D
and they took some Polaroids and
G
A
said I was a darn good sport
Bm
A
E
And as a way of saying thank you,
A
they offered to transport me back
to any point in history
Bm
that I would care to go
E
And so I had them send me back
A
to last Thursday night
F#m
G
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Em
G
Just then the floating, disembodied head
A
G
of Colonel Sanders
F#m
E
A
D
Started yelling
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
G
Black is white, up is down,
A
Bm
and short is long
A
E
And everything you thought
A
G
was just so important
F#m
A
D
Does n't matter
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
A
Just forget the word
F#m
Bm
s and sing along
E
All you need to understand
G
A
D
G
E
F#m
E
F#
Bbm
F#
is everything you know is wrong
G
A
C
Cm
F
G
Am
Bb
Gm
A
Am
C
Bb
G
C
Dm
Eb
Fm
F#
A
Am
Bb
G
C
A
D
G
I was just about to mail a letter
A
D
to my evil twin
A
Bm
When I got a nasty paper cut
E
And well, to make a long story short
A
It got infected and I died
D
G
So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter
A
D
By the pearly gates
G
A
And it's obvious he doesn't
Bb
Bm
A
like the Nehru jacket
A
He tells me that they've
got a dress code
Bm
E
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
A
F#m
But I get the room next
G
to the noisy ice machine
Em
G
For all eternity
Bm
A
G
F#m
And every day you run
E
A
D
by screaming
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
Black is white, up is down,
G
A
Bm
and short is long
A
E
And everything you used to think
was so important
A
G
Doesn't really matter anymore
F#m
E
Because the simple fact
remains that
D
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
G
Bm
Just forget the words and sing along
E
All you need to understand is
G
A
Everything you know is
G
A
Everything you know is
D
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
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