Тональность: G major
Intro 1
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I'm not the brightest crayon
Verse 1
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in the box
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Everyone says I'm dumber than
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a bag of rocks
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I barely even know how to
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But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France,
Verse 2
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Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
Verse 3
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I may not be the sharpest
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hunk of cheese
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I got a negative num ber
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on my SATs
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I'm not good looking and I don't
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But nevertheless and in spite of the evid
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ence I am still widely considered to be
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A genius in France, a genius in France,
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Verse 4
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People say I'm a geek,
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a moronic little freak
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An annoying pipsqueak with
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an unfortunate physique
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If I was any dumber,
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they'd have to water me twice a week
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But when the Mademois
Verse 5
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elles see me,
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they all swoon and shriek
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They dig my mystique,
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they say I'm c'est magnifique
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When I'm in Par- ee,
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I'm the chic- est of the chic
Verse 6
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body odor
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and my bad toupee
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They love my stripey shirt
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and my stupid beret
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And when I'm sipping on a Per rier
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In some café town in St. Tropez
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It's
Verse 7
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hard to keep the fans at bay
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They say, "Sign my poodle,
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s'il vous plait"
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"Sign my poodle,
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s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Interlude 1
Poodle, poodle
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Gm
Verse 8
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Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
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Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
Verse 9
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peas short of a casserole
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A few buttons missing on
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my remote control
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A few fries short of a happy meal
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I couldn't pour water out of a boot
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with instructions on the heel
Verse 10
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heel
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Instructions on the heel
Verse 11
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I get free croissants
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Yeah, I'm the guy every
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French lady wants
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And if you ask 'em why,
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you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France,
genius in France)
Verse 12
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That's right (He's a
genius in France,
genius in France)
You know it
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(He's a genius in France,
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genius in France, genius in France)
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I'm not the brightest bulb
Verse 13
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Christmas tree
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But the folks in France,
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they don't seem to agree
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Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
Verse 14
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"Oui, oui"
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That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
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"Oui, oui"
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He says, "Oui, oui"
Verse 15
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I'm dumber than a box of hair
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But those Frenchies don't
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Don't know why, mon frere
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But they love me there
Verse 16
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I'm a genius in France
Verse 17
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
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Gonna make a big splash when I
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show up in Cannes
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Gonna make those Frenchies scream
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"You ze man, you ze man, you ze man"
Verse 18
(wah), I've got
that je ne c'est quoi (quoi)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la),
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I've got that je ne c'est
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo- we- oo
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo- we- oo
Verse 19
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Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow
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bow diddy
Bow
Verse 20
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I'm a taco short of a combo plate
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But by some twist of fate,
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all the Frogs think I'm great
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Oh, the men all faint and
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They like me more than heavy cream
Verse 21
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When I'm in Versailles,
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I'm a popular guy
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My oh my, I'm as French as
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apple pie (apple pie)
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They think I'm awfully witty,
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a riot and a half
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When I tell a stupid joke,
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they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
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And laugh (haw haw haw
Verse 22
haw haw haw)
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People in France have lots of attitude
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They're snotty and rude,
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they like disgusting food
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But when they see me,
they just come unglued
They think that I am one
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Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
Verse 23
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bowm
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I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
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But they like me better than
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Charles de Gaulle
Verse 24
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Entre nous, it's very true
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The room temperature's
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higher than my IQ
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But they love me more than
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Gerard De pardieu
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How did this happen? I
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don't have a clue
Verse 25
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Well, I'm not the quickest
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tractor on the farm
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I don't have any skills or
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grace or charm
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And most people look at me
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like I'm all covered with ants
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But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France,
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genius in France
Verse 26
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And I'm never goin' back,
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I'm never goin' back
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I'm never never never never
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goin' back home again
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I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
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Gonna tell the folks back here
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where they can stick it
Verse 27
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'Cause I'm never goin' back
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I'm never goin' back
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I'm never goin' back
Verse 28
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The girls back home never
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gave me a chance
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But I sho' 'nuff got them Frog
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s in some kinda trance
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And I'm aware that it's a most
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improbable circumstance
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But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm
a genius in France
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Verse 29
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Every Frenchie that I meet
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Just can't wait to kiss my feet
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Get in line, pucker up, tout suite
Verse 30
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Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
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I'm gettin' even more
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I'm stuffed with pastries
and drunk with power
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Now they're puttin' up my statue
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by the Eiffel Tower
Verse 31
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A little more to the left, boys,
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a little more to the left
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A little more to the left, boys,
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a little more to the left
Interlude 2
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I'm the biggest dork
Verse 32
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there is alive
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My mom picked out my clothes
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for me 'til I was 35
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And I forgot to mention
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I'm not even welcome at
the Star Trek convention
Verse 33
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That my poop don't stink
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I'm a genius in France
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Verse 34
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Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
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Merci beaucoup
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