Тональность: E major
Verse 1
G
A
I am eating sushi
Bm
when I do not like sushi.
G
A
He loves sushi and I love him.
Bm
D
I'm poking with a chopstick
Bm
D
Bm
at a living breathing fish stick.
A
I think it's trying to swim.
F#m
Some say eating sushi
Bm
is like chewing on your own cheek
G
or sucking down a bucket
A
full of tentacle slime.
D
I do not like sushi.
Bm
Look, I'm eating sushi.
A
Good thing he can't read
G
Mmm.
D
Interesting texture.
A
Bm
G
What was it I was eating?
Oooh.
Bm
You know, I just have to stop here.
Ab
C#
This is a song I wrote back in 1985,
Ab
and I've sung it many, times.
And a couple months ago,
C#
a guy named Rene Ruiz
from a vocal group called Toxic Audio
saw me do this at Birdland in New York,
and he said, you know,
you ought to write a version of that song for a man to sing,
because men have done stupid things
in the name of love too. Is that right?
Testify, testify, gentlemen.
So I finally finished it,
and I'm gonna try it out on you.
Tell me if I'm on the right track.
This is called,
Good Thing She Can't Read My Mind,
A Dude's Eye View.
Ab
Bbm
C#
F#
C#
Ab
C#
I am at a
Bbm
C#
F#
C#
shopping mall
F#
I do not like shopping malls
she loves shopping malls
Ab
C#
and I love her each time she stops
Bbm
I'm reacquainted with the blues
F#
I am sure there are
Ab
men here who concur
Fm
I wanted to stay home today at a
Bbm
Watch the Green Bay Packers
F#
play a monumental pick -skim contest
Ab
of the manly kind
C#
Instead I'm at a shopping mall,
Bbm
C#
I can't stand shopping malls
F#
Ab
Good thing she can't read
C#
Ab
Bbm
my mind
C#
F#
Sure, I'll hold your purse while you
C#
Ab
C#
Bbm
C#
try that on
F#
No, I don't think that
dress makes you look
C#
I am at a craft fair,
Bbm
C#
F#
I do not like craft fairs
She loves craft fairs,
C#
Ab
There's topiary origami,
Bbm
C#
face painting, scrapbooking,
F#m
F#
Ab
and her favorites, dream catchers.
Fm
What the hell's a dream catcher?
Bbm
What the hell is decoupage?
Ab
that's something I might get behind.
C#
Ab
I can't stand craft fairs.
C#
Look, I'm at a craft fair.
F#
Ab
Good thing she can't read my
C#
Ab
Bbm
C#
high mind.
F#
Make my own soap?
C#
How did you know that was
Ab
Bbm
C#
F#
my dream?
Bbm
I am not complaining,
Fm
I'm just making observations
Bbm
Expanding your horizons
Fm
is a sign of sophistication
Bbm
Now I'm at a tai chi class
Fm
every Sunday morning
F#
Though sometimes thoughts
of boxing
Ab
overcome me without warning
C#
Ab
I am at a chick flick
Bbm
C#
I do not like chick flicks
F#
Ab
She loves chick flicks and I love her
C#
Ab
Oh my god, it's a double bill
C#
Bbm
Now I'm really feeling ill
Ab
C#
Followed by the way we were
Fm
I am in an awful mood
C#
I'm eating aw ful food
Bbm
Ab
All I wanted was to kick back and unwind
C#
Ab
Instead I'm at two chick flicks
Bbm
C#
I can't stand chick flicks
F#
Ab
Good thing she can't read
F#
Tomorrow night is fried green tomatoes
End terms of endearment
C#
Ab
Oh!
Bbm
C#
F#
Pinch me
C#
So if you see me at a chick flick
Bbm
C#
See me in a craft booth,
F#
see me at a shopping mall,
Ab
wallowing in despair.
C#
Don't feel sorry for me,
Bbm
I must be in love.
F#
Ab
Why in the hell else would I be there?
Fm
Before I met her life was dull,
Bbm
I never took any chances.
F#
Ab
Now I leap at every opportunity, I'm fine.
C#
I don't like craft fairs,
Bbm
shopping malls,
Ab
Bbm
Fm
Maybe I will in time,
F#
Ab
C#
Ab
may be I will in time.
Bbm
F#
Ab
C#
Join your book club, I would love to.
of course I hope there's no guy in here tonight
is thinking I am at a folk concert
Outro 1
I do not like folk concerts.
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