groupie and just
fuck you 'cause
you're on stage and others of
us want to fuck you?
Slug: See bands like
us don't get groupies
Girl: No
Slug: Yea
Girls: You're so full of bullshit
Slug: No, its not full of shit,
I mean, have you ever
heard our songs? I mean, basically... exactly,
that's what I'm saying
Smile, smile with me, smile with me,
smile with me,
please won't you smile,
smile with me, smile with me,
smile with me, please won't you...
Oh look at her she's lookin
as good as dinner
and she's lookin back at me as if
maybe I'm a winner
I'm in my late twenties little
girl don't flirt with me
I've got the capabilities
to program your circuitry
You don't have to believe,
do yourself a little justice
don't let Slug
undercook your muffins
Oh wait, did I say that? I did? Must
be losing it
'cause it almost felt that it might just
have some truth in it
Now back to the platter at hand
she said she's 21 and quit
school to go work for the man
A switch up in the plan,
now she's happy as a chorus
'cause now she makes rent and
now she drives a Taurus
Unwindin and hangin out at the bar
I wonder if she knows that
I'm not really a star
She seems to be impressed
with my lack of an ego and
my self- aware style,
I like the way that she smiles
She want to know how I find the words I use
I don't really know but I can
lie if you want me to
Angels sing to me in my sleep
I sold my damaged soul for the
magic of speak
Now she's laughin,
she likes the sarcasm
Naturally, I'm askin if
she's got a captain
A captain? You mean a man
at home? The answer is no
I came to this bar alone
Well heaven's to Betty,
enough about boyfriends already
just tryin to keep the conversation petty
As much as I would love to run
and play in the forest
ain't no way this girl is gonna
break into my fortress
I've never made a practice,
of introducing the mattress
to women that I meet at my own gig
I don't know,
can't imagine anything as small as
alcohol and hormones turning
out to be anything big
Baby's hella beautiful,
even kinda bright
I've got the fire of a
vampire inside me tonight
It might be alright,
everything seems tight
I've got a good buzz and she's
giving me the green light
So tell me girl, what you doin after?
She says hopefully hangin out with
my new favorite rapper
Now wait a minute,
that's not fair, you're throwin boulders
I can tell by the way your hair
touches your shoulders
Be straight with me and I'll
be mean with you
I can think of some of us that we should do
So if you think I'm coming
home with you tonight
you're probably right(probably right)
A few more beers, a couple more laughs,
undressing my past with the
questions she asked
Yes, I love cats and I would
love to take a bath
If I would spend the night,
would you massage my back?
She's closin in for the em brace
and slightly tucks her head under my face
her hair smells so good, I gotta have a taste
where's your Ford, let's ditch this place
In the parking lot, she sparked it off
she must be starving for
someone to hit the heart
I've never been kissed with
such passionate bliss
pornstar damn near tore my lips apart
honey slow it up, hold it up,
start the car and
leave this garage,
lets go to your apartment
Lendale Avenue,
on the way to her rest
her drunk ass turns to look
at me and she says,
"You're so beautiful from the
hair to the soul
I can't believe that I've never
met you before
it feels like I've been waiting
for you my whole life."
She missed the red light,
hit a pickup truck and we both died