Harry And Rhonda аккорды от 
Frank Zappa 
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Key: Ab major•
Verse 1
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Harry, this is not
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Dreamgirls!
Verse 2
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They told me it had c- c- colored
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Folk in it, Rhonda
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And that's always a sure sign of good,
solid
Musical entertainment!
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How was I supposed to
Verse 3
Know they'd be this ugly?
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They pissed on us
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Harry! they fuckin' pissed on us!
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Look at my fox!
Verse 4
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I know, dearbut they pissed on
me toohe
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Did say they were incontinent!
Verse 5
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Just smell this! I think
we should get out of
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Here before they do something else to us!
Verse 6
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Leave? Now? At these ticket
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Prices? Just hold your
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Horses! And it prob ably
wasn't real piss
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Only theater piss!
They probably have
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A formula some special stuff
Comes out right out of the fur
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with woolite
Verse 7
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What's happened to broadway
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Harry? Used to be you could
Come to one of these
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Things and the wind would be
Rushing down the plain
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Or a fairy on a string would go
over the
Audiencebut now Harry I ask
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You is this entertainment?
Verse 8
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You're absolutely correct
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Dear! So far we haven't seen a
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Single good- looking pair of legsa
Single sequin- encrusted
whatchamacallit
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No firm, rounded breasts!
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This show is a disaster, Rhonda
A complete and utter disaster!
Verse 9
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M- m- m- m! say
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derehey! umm hmm!
Thass right! hey
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You! you two ugly white
folksover heahhh!
Verse 10
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As you know
De presence of carboniferous
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hard- core
Unemployables has gen'rally, in
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De historical past
Guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin'
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Frolic and cavortmentit'd
Be a shame fo y'all t'miss
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On dis here one! got some nice
chairs fo' ya
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Rights ovuh heahhh
Uhhhbeg pardon? What's going on here?
Verse 11
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Oh! they're touching me! Harry!
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Harry! Harry! Harry
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Do something! They're putting
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chains on
Me! I'll be stuck to
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The chair! Oh! What'll I
Do? I'll miss intermission!
Verse 12
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They're only 'theater chains'
Rhonda! just some sort of
Verse 13
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These are real goddam chains,
harry
And they're not gonna
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come off with woolite!
I don't mind the way they
Verse 14
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Feelthey don't bother
me
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Honeyrelax! Go with the flow
Verse 15
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Harry, you are an over -
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edu cated shit head!
Verse 16
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Look here, folksdis only
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fo yo own
Protexium! once we gets rollin' heah
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Things be happnin' all over de place
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Dat could prove dan gerous to
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Persons not previously acquainted wit de
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San Quen tim mashed potatoes!
Verse 17
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I want the wind to come rushing
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Down the plain! I want fairies
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On a string over the audience! I
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Want real broadway entertainment!
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feathers!
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Spot- lights! guilt! hours upon
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Hours of guilt! About
my mother! about my
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Father! about brave women, suffering at
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The hands of infantile,
insensitive
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Dominating men! and what do I get?
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a potato
Headed jig- a boo with Catholic
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Clothes on! incomprehensible
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Duck lips! weak bladders draining
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through
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Abnorminably large organs! Jesus
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Harry! What the fuck is going on here?
Verse 18
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Simmer down! If you'll just roll with
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The punchesand don't rock the boat
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I'm sure we'll have a lovely
Evening at the theater!
Verse 19
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Thass right! we got fairies on a string fo
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Yo ass jes' a little later! meanwhile
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I b'lieves y'all requires some
Updatement on de
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Co- log- nuh situati um! sister
Ob'dewlla
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'X'! express yo'seff!
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