How To Succeed With Girls (Without Half-Way Trying) аккорды от 
Johnny Bond 
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Key: C minor•
Verse 1
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Now,
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you want to be a ladies' man,
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let me tell you how to do it.
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It's a lead pipe cinch,
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ain't nothing to it.
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Just listen to me while I lay it on thick.
When I get through, man,
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you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
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I mean, they'll mob you.
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Now, first you go in the bathroom
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and you take a nice cold shower.
Don't stay in the water too long,
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say about three quarters of an hour.
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Now plaster your crew cut down good
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with some of that greasy kid stuff.
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Don't overdo it though,
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about half a pint ought to be enough.
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I mean to tell you that's slick.
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Go over to a used car lot now
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and pick out the oldest Model T there.
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Don't pay more than five bucks for it.
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Be sure some of the tires hold air.
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Drive around the block
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by her house fifty times or more
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Honk your horn real loud
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and beat a hammer on the tin door
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Noisy man, noisy
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When she waves out the
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window at you,
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you drive off and look the oth er way
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Then go home and call
her on the phone
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Pardon me, wrong number, you say
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Then you hang up on her
and don't call her back for
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five or ten minutes
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Don't stay on the phone too long now.
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Two or three hours ought to get it.
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Party line.
Tell her you're looking in
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your date book
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and you got two nights open next May.
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But say if a cancellation comes through,
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you'll let her know right away.
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Have her take down your
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new phone number
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and call you back .
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Then you lift the re ceiver
off the hook a while.
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That'll throw her off the track.
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Go lock the front door,
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cause she'll be coming over
with mud in her eyes.
Make faces at her through the window
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and wave bye -bye.
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Now you see, fellas?
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Now you got her chasing after you.
After all, this is the very thing
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we started out to do.
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Well, you guys all run along now
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and have a good time dat ing.
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Me, I'll just sit home by my
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self watch ing TV.
Outro 1
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