Wow, this is special.
This is very, very unusual.
What?
What is it?
It's a dinglehopper.
A dinglehopper?
Oh, these babies are fantabulous.
Absolutely indispensable.
When it comes to dinglehoppers,
I'm a regular encyclopedia.
Say that you want to have a hairdo
like the folks who live up there do.
That'll flap their wigs.
Flop their wigs.
Flap?
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy if you use
one of these handy little thing -ma -jigs.
Thing -ma -bob -jigs!
Pick up the dinglehopper just like so.
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now.
Give it a little kick,
and there you go.
You're what they call the
dog's meow.
Wonderful stuff.
That human stuff can't get enough.
Wow!
Of human stuff
And we are the authority
No need for us to fluff
Because we're great at
Exclamating hu man stuff
What's that?
A snarf black
Wow!
Back when the world was prehistoral
People sat as still as coral flat
Upon their bumps
On their runs
Bumps?
Yeah, they would be!
Not even thinking
Bored to death
And barely blinking
Way down at their thumbs
On their dumps
On!
Then they invented snarflats just by chance,
suddenly life was la -dee -da!
Snarflats are what you use
to make folks dance.
Give it a blow and then...
WAH -DAH!
What a cool stuff!
That human stuff, if you're a buff.
A human stuff.
It's momable.
Stupendiful.
Completely
AOJ.
Which sounds absurd, but take my word,
that's what the humans say
Sensible stuff
That human stuff
Not a bit fluff
Not human stuff
And heaven knows, since we're the pros from us,
you'll get no guff
And once you got your who's -ma -jig,
your thing -ma -what, or what's -ma -gig
That's all you need to
bring you up to snuff
Right up to snuff
With proper dingle,
hop with room and rest assured you'll look real human
We know cause we know hu
mans don't die!