Тональность: F major
Verse 1
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If I ruled the world,
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I would dream up inventions.
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I'd throw out the rules, disregard
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D
I'd make this world happy
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and peaceful and bright.
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And all of us would sleep
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D
much better at night.
First thing I'd demand
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would be a car alarm.
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G
Easy to install, but hard to disarm.
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It would be silent on streets,
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and in parking lots instead
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G
It would only go off in the car
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Really, nobody else needs to be woken up
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Just cause somebody's walking
a teensy bit too close to your car
D
I want a fast forward button
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For those boring times when spending
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hours with knuckleheads
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Drives you out of your mind
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D
Simply point it and zap them
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Zip right to the end of
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their dull observations
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D
but then I'd like a slow motion button
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to make good times last,
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and slow down some boyfriends
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A
who still go too fast.
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Kisses would be sweeter,
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would come in handy when making gravy,
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keep those lumps from congealing.
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I'd invent something for one
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Bm
of those awkward attacks
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when you leave a stupid message on
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voicemail and you can't take it back,
F#m
Simply click and rewind for
Bm
quite a brilliant remark
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That will impress the collie and
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E
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perhaps win his heart
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Oh, I wish I had an alarm
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That would beep if I was about
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A
to step in dog dew
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And for maybe just a
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It would bang if my shoe was
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D
near moist bubblegum
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A
Really, if they can tell you that a hurricane is 500 miles away,
couldn't they tell you
that an itsy bitsy little natural disaster
is just two inches from your foot?
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I'd want a buzzer on my mirror that will warn
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G
if my hair is a horrible mess, or if I need
D
The deluxe model will have a
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speaker that shouts,
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Lock the doors, bolt the windows,
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you can't leave the house!
F#m
I want a censor in the ladies
Bm
room that discreetly knows
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When you've tucked your dress
F#m
This happened to me in
Bm
a really fancy place
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You should have seen the look
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E
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on the maitre d's face
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It was that sign of the dove in
Manhattan
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I'll never forget it
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Everybody was staring at me as I was walking across the floor,
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and I didn't know why!
Bm
F#m
But I'm telling you, if I ruled the world,
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humiliating things like this wouldn't happen anymore.
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Wouldn't this be a better place
Bm
for all of us to live in?
I'm sure the diners at
Dove would agree.
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Now, here are some of my more
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E
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modest inventions.
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I'd invent an umbrella with a
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strong bracelet attached.
A
You'd never lose it,
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and it would come in handy if you're ever in a subway attack.
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D
A detector that tells you
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what's in the cracker jack box.
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An extra five minutes on
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A
all of our clocks.
D
Every country would drive on the
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same side of the street.
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I'd remove all cholesterol
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A
from all of our meat.
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Children would volunteer
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People like me would understand
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D
how to read maps.
F#m
I'd invent a satellite catcher
Bm
for that inevitable day
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When your 500 million dollar
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E
spacecraft just floats away
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F#m
A video camera that could
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Bm
tape record your dreams
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I'd invent a 100 % natural, yet luscious,
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Bm
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yet nonfat, and so yummy ice cream
D
If I ruled the world,
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I would make these inventions
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And then think up more at
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invention conventions
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D
But I don't rule the world,
to make do
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G
With the annoying situations we all
Outro 1
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