Тональность: D# minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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If I was the King
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I would get myself a bitchin'
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crown
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And I'd make all the bitches call me
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Sir Michael Starr
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I'd have a castle and a bitchin'
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throne
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And at night I'd go in
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the town
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In a big stretch Hummer with a hot
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tub and a bar
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Verse 2
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If I was the King
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I would outlaw clothes for chicks
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So you could see if
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the shaved their pussies
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Or if they were hiding dicks
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I'd lower the drinking age
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So little kids could get drunk too
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And I'd make it a fucking
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crime to wear a wedding ring
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If I was the King
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Verse 3
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That'd be fuckin' nice right?
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I'd knock down all the schools
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And put up licquor stores
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And give free boobjobs to the strip
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pers and the whores
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I would outlaw common
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sense
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Feed the homeless to the wolves
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And if you didn't like Steel Pan
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ther you'd go to jail!
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Verse 4
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If I was the King
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I'd make beer the official food
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And you'd never have to take the trash out
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If you happen to be born a dude
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You could buy hand grenades
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And take a shit right on the street
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And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't
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have to hear her sing
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If I was the King
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Verse 5
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Her comes the court jester man!
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Interlude 1
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Verse 6
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And if the motherfucking
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peasents didn't like it
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I would tell them all
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to suck my dick
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Suck my dick
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Suck my dick
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Legalize masturbation
Verse 7
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At every strip joint in the nation
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And the minimum cup size
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would have to be a double D
Oh yeah
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But if you were in a band
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You wouldn't have to use
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your hand
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There'd be mandatory blowjobs for
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guys like you and me!
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Verse 8
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If I was the King
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Megan Fox would be my
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Queen
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But I'd still fuck Christie Brinkley
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And any girl older than 16
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I'd execute One Direction
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And drop a nuke on the
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Middle East
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But I'd take the oil first so we
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wouldn't have to feel the sting
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If I was the King
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If I was the King
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If I was the King
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