Тональность: Db major
Verse 1
F
Gm
Em
F
Em
Hey office lady. I see you there
Gm
with your rolodex
You know what I'm going
Gm
I'm going to
Verse 2
Em
change out
this water jug one- handed
But first Imma spill
a few drops into your lap
And dab them up with this
C
Gm
powerful organ in my mouth
Em
And by that I mean my tongue
Because I'm a man
And I can tell by my reflection in this
G
duck painting that I look good
G
You know what a man does?
F
Lays his finger to the side
Em
of his nose to catch the grease
Em
Then dips that finger into his beer head
D
and that head goes down
G
D
Yeah I mentioned going down
Em
I just want to take that packet of
C
Em
C
Pens and spill it on your naked back
F
G
African rain I call that
Where's your boss?
G
Don't answer that be
D
cause he's right here
Em
C
F
I'm pointing at me. I'm your boss
G
F
Get me a coffee and dip your
undies in it
Because I like my coffee
Am
with a nip of cream
Em
G
I'm a man, Miss Office Lady
C
Em
Who's in that picture frame?
F
I like kids but I don't like boyfriends
And I don't like husbands
You ever been to a zoo and
Am
seen the apes?
G
F
You ever seen the
G
apes and thought
D
G
Those hairy abominations
F#
Em
That hairy one in the corner touching
Himself with his
G
leatherfingers, that's a man?
F
C
G
When you think of that you think of me
You take dic- tations? You get
it?
F
You ever been stapled?
G
Em
Never mind. We'll get to that
You cold?
Put on that cardigan you got
hanging over your chair
D
C
Do it slow
Em
Pick up that phone and dial S- E- X-
F- U- N and guess what
My belt's gonna vibrate and
On speaker so you can
Em
hear yourself begging
Imma pick up the phone saying
What am I and you know how
you'll answer?
G
F#
A man
Em
G
Go ahead and cry if you need to because
Em
F
F#
Em
I love being flattered
D
Yeah lick that envelope
F
Am
Get that corner real good
Em
Let's refill your stapler. Go on
F
G
Em
F#
Get out them post- its and write
Em
Yourself a reminder to
Bbaug
Em
thank God for man
F#
You got too much shit on your desk
F#m
Em
F#
You like foreplay? Because I don't
F
I like to cut to the chase
Call a spade a spade
Eb
I'm a straight shooter
Am
G
I'll take the milk and the cow
Am
F
G
That's you, you're the cow
I'm easy breezy
Bm
G
Gonna measure your entry spot with that
Ruler you got from the work
C
G
I already know you're
G
F
Q for Quit talkin chubby
G
I hope you know how to cook because Mother
F
don't wake up until noon
G
F
And by that time I'll be here with
G
you
Refilling your water cooler
F
and watching you suck
On that hard candy like you never
Em
G
So get ready because come 5 I'll
be in the van outside waitin
Rubbin at myself like that
ape in his cage
Thinkin about you and your nasty,
nasty, nasty desk
And so help me don't you forget
the paper clips
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