Тональность: C major
Verse 1
Dr.
C
O 'Hara, I'm glad you could make it.
G
I know, it's frustrating getting to
Em
E
midtown at this time of day.
C
D
NR is a pain.
C
Bbsus4
Not to mention the rain.
Bb
C
But thank you for coming, sir.
G
Gsus4
C
Bb
I've got something to say.
C
Bb
Csus4
C
Bb
Csus4
Bb
Gm
G
I'm allergic to cats.
C
Gsus4
Gm
That's part of the reason I asked
C
Bb
Csus4
C
to have dinner with you.
Bb
C
Gm
I'm allergic to cats.
C
Csus4
C
G
I know, it's hardly a life -threatening
Em
Asus4
medical hullabaloo.
A
Dm
See, when I was born,
Ddim
they expected me later,
Dm
Em
so I spent two months
Bbsus4
in an incubator.
Bb
C
G
Ever since that,
C
Bb
I can't be near a cat.
C
Bb
C
Bb
C
Csus4
C
Gsus4
I can tell by your smirk,
F
Gsus4
G
C
Bb
C
you think this is silly and borderline phobic, perhaps.
Bb
Gm
F
Gsus4
Gm
But this in nocent quirk can cause such a
G
Em
Asus4
violent reaction my lung could collapse.
A
Dm
So bear with me, sir,
this is nothing sordid.
Ddim
Em
Your pa tience, I promise,
Bbsus4
Bb
will be rewarded.
C
I'm really not bats,
G
C
Bb
C
just allergic to cats.
F
Julie,
Asus4
A
they're her passion and joy.
Dm
She knits them wool sweaters
G
and crochets them hats.
C
For their birthdays,
Bb
Ebdim
C
she sews them their own special toy.
There's
F
Meowser,
Miss
Mew,
Cookie
G
Puss,
Alexander.
Em
Her couch is a playground
C
Bb
Bbsus4
Bb
of pee and dander
C
So I cough and I wheeze
Pop a fistful of
Asus4
A
Dm
Gsus4
Try to hide before anyone sees
G
C
Bb
C
I'm allergic to cats
Csus4
F
Gsus4
For over a year
F
G
I've hidden from
Gsus4
G
C
Bb
C
Julie each ana phylactic display
Bb
Csus4
F
Gsus4
Oh, cause she's such a dear
G
If she knew how cats make me suffer
Em
Asus4
she'd give them away.
A
Dm
But she is my world,
Ddim
Dm
I live for her truly.
Em
Bbsus4
Ju lie loves cats, and I love
C
So she tickles their toes,
Em
and I smile as my throat starts to close,
Asus4
A
but I vow that she'll
Dm
Gsus4
never suppose
G
C
Bb
C
I'm allergic to cats.
G
Dr.
O 'Hara, I fear that I've
C
buried the headline.
G
The point of this story is murky,
Em
I have to concede.
E
Am
I hope that I've shown you tonight I love
D
Bbsus4
your daughter with all of my might.
Bb
C
So humbly I stand,
Em
asking you for her marital hand.
Asus4
A
Dm
Wedded life will be blissful and grand.
With
Meowser,
Miss
Mew,
Cookie
G
Puss,
Alexander,
G
the dander, the pea,
C
Csus4
C
Csus4
C
G
and me!
Oh!
you
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