Тональность: A minor
Verse 1
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While I was vacuuming one day,
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E
I stubbed my toe along the way.
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Dm
It began to throb, it began to ache.
Am
I thought, is there some pain
E
Am
pill I should take?
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Am
Modern medicine seems to know it all
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E
So I decided to give my doctor a call
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Dm
But then I heard a voice on my E .T .V.
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It seemed to be talking to my toe and me
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This pill will make you better
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This pill will do the trick
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Just ask your doctor to
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Am
write the script.
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there is one minor thing before you go.
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It has some side effects
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E
that you should know.
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Constipation, palpitation,
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chronic knee flex,
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heart attack, stroke,
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and dysfunctional sex,
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Bleeding, ulcers, webbed toes,
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dry mouth, diarrhea
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E
Dizziness, hives, double vision,
gonorrhea
Double vision, gonorrhea
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C
Appendicitis, dermatitis, gallstones, gas
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C
Cape worms, ganglions, booty, rash
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C
Baldness, colic, dandruff,
psoriasis
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Shin splints, polyps,
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ischistomysiasis
Ischistomysiasis
Ischistomysiasis
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C
Cellulite, laryngitis, split -chapped lips
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C
Acne, pregnancy, post -nasal drip
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Hemorrhoids, hiccups,
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hernias and eye twitch
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Carbuncles, blackheads,
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wheezing and jock itch
What, jock itch?
Yes, jock itch.
Not jock itch.
Well, hardly ever.
Jock itch!
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The symptoms seemed to
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make the voice happier.
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E
It went faster and louder and snappier.
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Dm
I wondered which is the worst to endure.
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Is it the curse or is it the cure?
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Your teeth may grow a light green moss.
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Bulging red eyeballs, nose hair loss.
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C
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Ingrown nails and ra ging halitosis.
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Just that spoonful of sugar
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helps the medicine go down
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G
Medicine go down!
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I sat back and thought about
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the pain in my toe
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Knowing the things about that pill
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the pain seems to be rather small.
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E
I don't think I'll call the doctor after all!
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