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Verse 1
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Folks, with all the political correct
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and the environmental tree -huggers
that have us under their thumb,
I've written a poem to show
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you what Christmas poems will be like
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in the next ten years.
Enjoy. This is "'Twas a Green Christmas,"
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a good sketch.
All right, kids, it's story time,
and tonight I thought I'd read
the New Earth -Friendly Version
of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas."
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Is everybody ready? Okay.
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Read it out loud, you jerk!
Oh, sorry.
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"'Twas the night before
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the Greenstone Christmas
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when all through the dome home
only compact fluorescent light bulbs were burning,
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emitting less than one ohm.
The stockings was hung
by the clean burning chimney with care
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in hopes that a non -discretionary
religious figure
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who distributes gifts on said holiday would
The children were nestled
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in their eco -friendly beds
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made of wood from well
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-managed forests
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and paint with no lead,
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and my inner hemp kerchief
and I and my soy cap
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had just settled our brains
for a long winter's nap.
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When out on the phosphorus -free
fertilized lawn
there arose such a clatter,
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I sprang from my bed to see what was
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Away to the energy -efficient window
I flew like a flash,
tore open the vinyl cost
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-cutting shutters
which save lots of cash.
The moon on the breast
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of the global warm snow
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gave the luster of midday
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to objects below.
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When what to my wondering eye
should appear
but a hybrid sleigh powered
by eight tiny reindeer.
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With a little old driver so lively and quick,
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I knew in a moment it
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More rapid than a melting ice cap,
his courses they came
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and he whistled and shouted
and called them by name.
Organic! Recycle!
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Reuse! Wind powered!
On yoga! On herbal! On
Let's see you try rhyming biodegradable.
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To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
now dash away, dash away,
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And then in a twinkling
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I heard on my solar paneled roof,
the prancing and pawning of
each little hoof.
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As I drew in my head
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and was turning around,
down the chimney St.
Kringle came with a bound.
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He was dressed in faux fur
from his head to his foot,
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and his earth natural fibers
were all tarnished with soot.
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A bundle of non -toxic toys
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he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler
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just opening his sack.
His eyes how they twinkled,
his dimples how merry,
his cheeks were like roses,
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his nose like pesticide -free cherries.
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His droll little mouth
was drawn up like a bow,
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and the beard of his chin
was as white
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as Kate Moss's blow.
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He spoke not a word,
but went straight to his work,
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and filled all the stockings,
then turned with a jerk,
and laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod,
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up the chimney he rose.
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He sprang to his hybrid,
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to his team gave a whistle,
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and away they all flew
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like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim
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as he drove out of sight,
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Green Christmas to all,
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and to all a good night.
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