Тональность: B minor
Verse 1
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Dm
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Shit! He's
F
Dm
Am
Bbm
here!
F
Dm
Hi. How you doing?
Is this the right place for
Bbm
that furniture?
F
Yeah, sure is. Come on in.
Dm
Pretty nice place here.
Bbm
The cupboards are fucking nice touch.
F
Am
So that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some...
C
Bb
Let's take a look at that upholstery
Am
pretty fucking nice, eh?
Hey, are you alright?
F
Em
She's real upholstery.
F
I ain't seen nothing like that
Am
Em
since, uh, shit back in -
Am
Motherfucker!
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F
You want my fucking couch?!
Em
E
You motherfucker!
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Bb
F
E
I need your motherfucking brain!
Em
Bbm
You can't have my couch!
F
Em
E
What the fuck you thinking?!
Then come here,
Em
Bbm
you big fat motherfucker!
Em
E
Em
Bbm
I was never popular,
Fuck school, school never liked me
Cool!
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F
All the kids would always beat me
Dm
until I'm half dead
F
Make fun of the size of my forehead
Bb
F
But that shit never bothered me
Dm
See, mama and mama,
F
they own a lot of property
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F
They had a science lab in the basement
Dm
And that's where my free time,
C
well, my time was spent
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F
I made a mouse with a chicken head
Dm
F
It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck
And then it was dead
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F
I made a lot of things though
Dm
Like a frog with a tur key neck
It was the shit
F
Bb
F
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
Dm
So I collected limbs
F
and made me a zombie
Bb
F
I could've made a gurney friend
Dm
But fuck that, I got my gurney right here
F
Bbm
Bb
F
Yeah I need the direction,
Em
E
Em
Bb
You can call me Matt Professor
Bbm
F
Silence
C
Em
Am
I will make a friend for me
Bb
F
I need the direction,
Em
You can call me Matt Professor
Bb
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F
Em
E
Am
Bb
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C
Am
So this is like,
where you live?
That's right.
C
F
Why, you don't like I mean...
Am
Oh my god, it's dirty!
Shut up, bitch!
Give me a three -dollar bill!
Bb
F
I used so many body parts, it was crazy
Dm
C
I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers,
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They all chipped in on
Dm
D
Everything helps, even if you got a finger
F
Bbm
Bb
I hear the other children
Dm
Keep it down you little bitches,
F
I'll skin your fuckin' eyes
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F
Stressful, this party's wack
Dm
F
Somehow I gotta attach this nutsack
Bb
F
Shit, fuck, I'm soarin' off an elbow
Dm
Lookin' at the mirror,
F
I'm like Quasar and Diplo
F
look out the fuckin' window
Dm
F
I see the storm's comin' over,
Bb
it's time to roll
Bbm
Bb
F
Screw the head on, come on
Dm
It's a thuggish, ruggish bone
F
Bb
Okay, it's time, make the switch,
F
Dm
F
turn it up, I heard FU SHIT!
Bbm
Didn't work. I need
Em
E
Bb
You can call me mad professor!
Bbm
Silence.
F
Em
E
Am
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I will make a friend for me!
F
I need a direction huh?
Em
E
You can call me mad
Em
Bb
professor!
Bbm
Silence.
F
Em
E
Am
We will rule eternity!
Bbm
Plenty of creature.
F
Eb
But which one of us is the horror
Bbm
F
that scares little children?
Eb
Bbm
F
Is it me, or is it the man that made me?
Eb
Ebm
Where is evil is inclined
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F
to create the awful things in
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Bbm
life waiting to kill you?
E
Am
Hey, you call for a residential?
F
Am
come on in. the truck with it out side,
E
I'm just gonna go ahead and ride it.
Am
Em
I ain't mothafucka,
you just, what,
F
Bbm
you just hit me with a frying pan
or something?
Are you crazy, mothafucka?
E
Em
Ah, this shit hurts!
Bbm
I'm gonna fuck you up!
Am
Ah, you gotta get -
Bb
Bbm
F
It was n't always easy, let me tell you
Dm
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
Bb
F
I put the shit with the brains
and the shit with that
Dm
F
Wait a minute! Do you hear that?
Bb
F
It's alive, I just gotta wake it up
Dm
Am
Hand me that rocky rock
Bb
Pour it in the cup, give it to his ass
F
Wait, hold up, pause
Dm
I ain't cleanin' his drawers,
man, fuck that
Bbm
Bb
Get it back, get it ready, it's almost time
Am
Paint his ugly face up, almost like mine
C
I see him twitchin', I'm on a roll
Bm
He can help each other out,
well, bet the catapult
Bbm
Bb
Turn the herbs all the way up for this shit
Am
An d just wait for the light
to focus a hint
You make the call
Shaggy?
F
Bb
F
E
Bbm
F
Em
E
What up, y 'all?
Am
Bbm
F
Em
You can call me mad professor,
Bb
Bbm
F
Em
E
will rule eternity
Am
Bbm
F
Em
Am
You can call me
Em
Am
Bbm
F
mad professor, we
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Em
Am
Bbm
We will rule eternity
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E
Bb
Am
You can call me mad
Bbm
F
E
professor
Em
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F
Em
E
You can call me
Bb
Bbm
F
mad professor
Em
E
We will rule eternity
Am
Bb
F
You can call me mad professor
Em
E
You can call me mad professor
Bb
Bbm
You can me mad
Bb
You
E
We will rule eternity!
Am
Outro 1
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Esus4
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