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Verse 1
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I've taught you all the lessons they
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don't teach in public schools
And so let's all recite Velma Von
Tussle's golden rules
Verse 2
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Girls, you mustn't ever
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Colors, ladies,
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stay away from blacks
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Girls, let's hope not one more stomach
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growls
(Remember)
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What Mrs. Von Tussle says is gold
Verse 3
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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The girl who's chosen must
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be the right fit
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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let me have that zit
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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We must read out those Baltimore
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hips
(Remember)
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G
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What Mrs. Von Tussle says sticks
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A
Verse 4
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lady's virtue in my days
just wasn't up for grabs
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And now you got my
underlocking key
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Remember, girls, that I was crowned
to Miss Baltimore Crabs!
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(Yeah, way back in one million
(Cha cha cha!)
Verse 5
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Brenda clearly went too
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Girls, lesson learned
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We'll keep our ... tight!
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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And now it's time to...
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G
(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Get out your claws and let
Verse 6
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Just how many sweat ers do you own?
Three? (Aw!)
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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What color is your private
princess from?
Aqua? (Aw!)
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Eb
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Come back when daddy buys you
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a new nose
(Remember)
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What Mrs. Von Tussle
Verse 7
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Eb
(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Eb
Listen people, can I be frank?
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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You're twist was crap and kid,
your pony stanks!
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Eb
What's that move,
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a scratch for fleas and ticks?
(Remember)
What Mrs. Von Tussle says sticks
Verse 8
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Too short, too tall, too big, too small
My God, what's on your face?
Velma's public wants to see
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But I can dream this world would
seem a much more lovely place
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If everybody here in looked
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(Cha cha cha!)
Verse 9
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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And finally, I hate to sound cruel
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Verse 10
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would, I'm all for integration,
it's the new frontier
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Not in Baltimore, it isn't
Verse 11
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Darling, well,
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this just is not your day
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Guys, Amber, take her away!
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