Тональность: Bb minor
Verse 1
Am
D
[ Dane ]
Am
E
Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber,
D
please
E
[ doctor's assistant ]
Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?
A
E
[ Dane ]
No, I don't
Am
But tell the Doctor it's urgent
E
A
[ doctor's assistant ]
E
Well - just one moment
D
Am
E
Dr. Slumber?
D
E
Dr. Slumber,
A
there's a young man out here named -
E
Am
Excuse me, what is your name?
[ Dane ]
E
Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane
[ doctor's assistant
(hysterically) ]
Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!
OH OH NO!
OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!
COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!
COME ON IN...!
[ Dane ]
Thank you, thank you
Verse 2
Am
Well, I walked into the office, what did I see?
E
D
A well-shaped body body
A
E
Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown
gown
Am
E
Said said (Dana Dane,
won't you please lay down?)
She said that she wouldn't reveal her face
Till my hour was up and I was
on my way
Now we got to the matter
of why I came there
I said, "Doc,
Verse 3
I keep havin these crazy nightmares"
D
E
Nightmares of the night
C
E
D
Nightmares, they're alright
G
E
Cause they just show imagination of
Am
reality (nightmares)
E
Just keep telling yourself that they're
Am
make-believe (nightmares)
Verse 4
Am
She said, "Relax yourself,
D
won't you tell me one
Am
E
D
So I can diagnose and
E
see what must be done"
A
E
I laid back my head, start to inhale
Am
Caught my breath,
E
and then I said, "Well -
D
Bright one morning I was late for class
Am
E
D
Had a fresh pair of frames
E
with Gucci on the glass
Am
Girls they was hawking,
E
dudes they was talkin
Am
Saw the doggy-dogg female,
E
female, I kept on walkin
She was on it hard,
there was no denyin
Shoulda seen what
this female was tryin
Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks
Pullin on my zipper board,
D
E
I had to hold her back
Word up, Doc, on the ultimate
Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it
Am
I kept on walkin,
E
had to leave this place
But she was all up on me,
breathin in my face
Am
You may think I'm lyin
D
Am
though it's just a dream
E
This girl had the baddest breath
I'd ever seen
B
I couldn't think straight,
E
thought I was doomed
Heard a bling-bling-bling,
it it it was time for homeroom
I stepped real quick,
D
Am
she tried to play it sassy
E
D
She almost ran me down,
E
this nasty fatnastee
Am
E
Am
Dipped to the stairs, running blind
Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind
E
Am
E
Got to the 4th floor,
Am
E
Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor
Am
The guys they were jealous
Am
And all the girlies wishin they
Got to my classroom,
expect to see the teacher
Who did I see? That ugly
black creature
Paused for a minute standin in the door
Then I broke out when the
girlie went raw
Word em up, Doc,
couldn't stand the smell
Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell
I ran out the school, I didn't look back
I tell you, Dr. Slumber,
this girl was wack
And that's about the time when I awoke
Am
E
Am
And I smelled that awful breath that
E
almost made me choke
Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?
That this dream somehow became reality?
Am
I can't go to sleep,
D
cause I'm so damn scared
Am
E
D
Cause I keep havin these
Verse 5
C
E
D
E
Nightmares of the night
Am
E
(nightmares)
Nightmares, they're alright
(nightmares)
Cause they just show imagination
Am
of reality (nightmares)
E
Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe
D
Am
E
(nightmares)
Am
D
E
(Nightmares)
Verse 6
Am
She said, "Listen, Dana Dane,
D
I think I have the cure
Am
E
But I have to hear one
D
E
more before I'll be sure"
Am
E
I laid back my head, tried to concentrate
Am
E
Then I told her the nightmare
'bout the blind date
Had a blind date with this girl named Anita
The Fever's the place
I'm supposed to meet her
Saw the def body with the vicious butt
How did I know she was a marvelous mutt
Am
E
D
This lady I met was as ugly as hell
Am
E
D
E
Couldn't go in the jam with this female
E
she started to braggin
Am
Couldn't let them know I was
D
here with this dragon
Am
Grabbed her hand,
D
dipped to Harlem World
Am
E
D
E
But I left this ugly lady for another girl
Am
Now this other female,
Am
Couldn't get no rapture,
E
Am
there followed the beast
E
Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look
There was Anita the beast,
she could not be shook
Am
E
I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived
Am
But there was no place that I could hide
E
Cause she was sniffin me out
Am
like a hungry blood hound
E
D
E
Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground
A
E
Only thing left for me to do
Am
E
Was to set her up with this other dude
Am
D
Now this other dude, he was real upset
Am
D
Cause this ugly female
E
he didn't want to check
Am
He started actin wild,
E
even called me a faggot
Am
E
What could I do, he had a .22 automatic
I dipped into the crowd,
made my way to the door
Bumped into this object and I
hit the floor
E
When I looked up, what did I see?
D
E
I saw An ita the Beast lookin down at me
Am
I couldn't try to play it,
D
couldn't try to pretend
Am
E
D
Like the AFTCA I had to
Verse 7
E
Nightmares of the night
E
B
E
Am
Nightmares, they're alright
D
(nightmares)
C
E
Cause they just show imagination
of reality (nightmares)
C
Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe
D
E
(nightmares)
Am
(Nightmares)
Verse 8
Am
Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber,
D
Am
I just can't bare
E
D
E
To have another one of these crazy
nightmares"
Am
E
Then all of a sudden she turned around
And starin at me with that all-white gown
gown
Am
With a Catholic smile,
D
Am
showin all her teeth
E
D
Was that ugly female,
Verse 9
E
[ Dr. Slumber, her sweet,
soft voice turning horrifying ]
Dana?
Dana, honey, wake up!
What's wrong?
Am
D
Am
Wake up, honey
D
E
You are just... HAVING A A A A A A A A
A A NIGHTMARE!
D
D
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
E
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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