Тональность: Eb major•
Verse 1
G
Michael, you've changed.
Well, so have you.
Well...
Nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect.
I am human, so are you.
Cm
C
Nobody's perfect,
nobody's perfect.
Fm
C
Fm
Here is what we ought to plan to do.
G
Cm
Let's make a list of irritating habits
Bdim
G
Cm
that we think the other person has.
Eb
A
Then once we know our
Dm
irritating habits,
Asus4
Dm
we can correct them.
As for example,
C
Fm
now please don't be offended,
Eb
Ab
but because these things exist,
Fm
Db
I have taken the little liberty
C
F
of fixing up a little list.
Eb
Now you're sure you don't mind?
F
Cm
Oh, I'm absolutely sure.
Eb
Bb
well I think that's very big of you
well you see dear it just so happens
Eb
Fm
that I have made up a little listing
Bb
to a pair of socks
G
Cm
C
Cm
does not represent the end
F
Dm
Bb
of the civilized world
Eb
Bb
G
Db
if you're out of socks
C
Eb
Cm
F
Cm
Eb
believe me when I say that there's bound to
Bb
F
Bb
be a more effective way to get them washed
G
Eb
than to stand in your drawers
Cm
F
Cm
F
Ebdim
D
in the middle of the kitchen screaming
Gm
Bb
Eb
Dm
D
G
someone has stolen my socks
Fm
Eb
this is a piece of paper
This is a column which, as you see,
Eb
I have placed on the piece of paper.
This is a list of receipts and bills,
what we might call household expense,
which I have entered along this line,
forming a business -like design
inside the column which I've prepared
upon this piece of paper.
This is a total of all those bills.
It represents a month's expense,
the whole outlay in checks and
cash
that went for the rent
and the corned beef hash,
In short, the sum and net result
of all the figures inside the column
which I've prepared upon
this piece of paper.
Now, this, as you know,
Fm
F
is a statement from the bank.
Fm
It must be compared
with the total result
of all the figures inside the column.
If we are to know, in terms of cost,
Bb
just how much money we've made or lost,
Ddim
Dbdim
how far, in fact, we've come or gone,
Bdim
Db
what I'm trying to say is, honey,
Eb
you're overdrawn.
Abm
Eb
Bb
Again!
Eb
You chew in your sleep.
Abm
Eb
Ebm
Do what? You chew.
Eb
Bb
You go like this. I don't. You do.
Eb
Ab
I've never done that one
time in my life.
Ebdim
Eb
B
Bb
Darling, please re member,
Eb
Ebm
I'm your wife.
Eb
Bb
Eb
You chew in your sleep.
B
You do it frequently.
Abm
B
But that's absolutely awful.
Bb
B
Bb
Eb
I quite agree.
Fm
Eb
You are always late.
F
You are always early
Bb
We're totally dressed
And ready to go
I open the door
But do we make it?
Eb
It's where are my gloves?
My gloves, my gloves
Bb
And where is my purse?
My purse, my purse
Where is my hat?
Bb
Where is my this?
Where is my that?
Bb
It only makes it worse
C
F
Hat and gloves, keys and purse
C
F
Pain in the neck, terrible curse
Eb
C
And I would simply like to state
F
Cm
That if you ask me what I hate
It's the terrible, horrible
Bb
Eb
F
Habit you have of always
Eb
Absus4
Ab
being late
Db
Oh, when I start to tell a story
An amusing anecdote I've read
Bb
Cm
Db
When I start to tell a funny story
Bb
Eb
I get flustered
cause I know what lies ahead
Db
It always happens just when I start
To tell a story
F#
Eb
It makes no difference where we are
Db
Fm
When I get where the joke should be
Bdim
Bb
You say it just ahead of
Fm
Cm
Eb
Ab
me I mean
Ebm
Eb
Ebm
Ab
Absus4
Db
Ab
You give
Bb
Eb
G
me Russian dressing
Cm
which I happen to detest
G
You grab the morning papers
G
C
and you take the part that's best.
Every night since we've been wed,
Dm
Dm
you've worn cold cream into bed.
A
Every night beneath the sheet,
G
F
Eb
Bb
must you look like trick or treat?
G
Hmm. Nobody's perfect.
Cm
G
Cm
G
I am human, so are you.
Cm
C
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody's perfect.
Fm
C
Fm
Here is what we ought to plan to do.
Cm
and see if you can't do a little better.
G
You take mine and see if you can't notice
Bb
Cause nobody's perfect,
Ab
Fm
especially not you.
Not you.
G
Eb
Not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
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