Тональность: D major•
Verse 1
D
Oh, I feel funny when every time I sing that song,
it makes me feel like that bloody big dog downstairs,
you know. Oh dear, oh dear.
D
I usually have a lash at somebody
in the audience,
so if I ask what your name is,
yell it out nice and loud.
It's a little bit hard to hear up here.
Okay, here we go.
I've got a frog on the side,
I don't know whether to try
G
and teach you to sing or spit it out.
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe,
D
lay that pistol down
Pistol -packin' mama,
G
lay that pistol down
Mary had a little lamb,
D
its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it wagged its tail,
G
you could see its eyes roll
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe,
D
lay that pistol down
Pistol -packin' mama,
G
lay that pistol down
Okay, first lash coming up.
D
Uh, no, that's good -looking
sort there that I scared.
What's your name, love?
You, you.
You, you!
Hee hee hee!
LAUGHTER
G
What is it, love? Pepper.
D
G
D
Pepper.
Oh, Pepper danced around the floor,
D
her dancing was fantastic.
Then she bolted out the door,
G
You just can't trust Elastic.
Oh, lay that pistol down,
D
babe, lay that pistol down.
G
Pistol packin' down, lay that pistol down.
A little dog walked down the street
D
searchin' for a tree.
A lamppost said to the little dog,
you can have this one on me.
G
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe,
D
lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin' down,
G
lay that pistol down.
Okay, next flash.
There's a bloke lying down there.
What's your name mate? Jeff.
G
Okay, here we go Jeff.
Oh Jeff, he had a little watch,
D
he swallowed it one day.
Now he's taking Epsom salts
G
to pass the time away.
Oh lay that pistol down babe,
D
lay that pistol down.
G
Pistol packin' man, lay that pistol down.
If I was a caterpillar,
D
wouldn't it be a farce.
I'd climb to the top of
the highest trees
and slide down on me
hands and knees.
G
Lay that pistol down, babe,
D
lay that pistol down
Pistol packin' mama,
G
lay that pistol down
Here we go,
last verse comin' up
B
G
This is where I cast the eagle -eye
D
A
around the surrounding panorama
D
And let my eyeball hack its way
through a hall of human flesh
And God help the poor couple it lands on
Yeah, not bad there, that's not bad,
not bad over there
Not bad right down
G
the front here I'll let you.
D
Yes, right at the end of that
G
D
row of chairs there,
there's a beautiful looking sword
G
with a yellow thingo on it
and a black with a blue.
G
D
What's your name, love? Allison.
Allison, what's the name
of that handsome hunk of man beside you that's
G
D
been mauling you all the time?
G
D
What is it? Cliff.
Alison and Cliff, is that right?
Alison and Cliff, I think, yes.
Oh, Alison,
G
you're going to hate me after this.
Oh, Alison went out
with Cliff last night.
D
Romance she was seeking.
She missed his lip,
She kissed his snout
and the bloody old thing was leakin'
G
Oh, lay that pistol down,
babe, lay that pistol down
D
Pistol back in my mouth
G
C
G
D
G
Lay that pistol down
D
Thank you.
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