Тональность: C minor
Intro 1
Am
C
Dm
C
Em
Am
C
Dm
C
E
Am
C
Dm
C
Em
Am
C
Dm
C
Am
C
Y 'all act like you've never seen a white
Verse 1
C
Jaws all on the floor like Pam
Em
Like Tommy just burstin' the door
Am
C
They started whoopin' her ass
Dm
first than before
C
They first were divorced,
sewin' her over furniture
Em
Am
It's the return of the
C
Dm
Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding
C
He didn't just say what I think he did,
Am
Bm
Dm
And Dr. Dre said
C
Nothing, idiots, Dr. Dre's dead,
Em
he's locked in my basement
Am
C
Dm
Feminist women love him and him
C
Chicka, chicka, chicka,
Em
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Am
Look at him, walkin' around,
C
Dm
rappin' his you -know -what
C
Flippin' a you -know -who
Yeah, but he's so cute though
Am
C
Yeah, I probably got a couple
Dm
of screws up in my head loose
C
But no worse than what's goin' on
Em
in your parents' bedrooms
Am
C
Dm
Sometimes I wanna get on TV
and just let loose
C
But can't, but it's cool
for Tom Green
Em
to hump a dead moose
Am
C
My bum is on your lips,
Dm
my bum is on your lips
Em
you might just give it a little kiss
Am
And that's the message
C
Dm
that we deliver to little kids
C
And expect them not to know
Em
what a woman's clitoris is
Am
C
Of course they're gonna know
Dm
what intercourse is
C
By the time they hit fourth grade
Em
They got the Discovery Channel,
don't they?
Am
C
We ain't nothing but mammals
Dm
C
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
Am
C
Dm
But if we can hump dead animals
and antelopes
C
Then there's no reason
Em
that a man and another man can't elope
Am
C
Dm
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
C
Wo men, wave your pantyhose
Am
Sing the chorus and it goes
C
Dm
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
E
please stand up, please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady,
C
all you other Slim Shadys are
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
Bm
Em
please stand up, please stand up
Am
C
Dm
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps
C
to sell records, well I do
Em
So fuck him and fuck you too,
C
Dm
if you think I give a damn about a Grammy
C
Half of you critics can't
even stomach you,
Em
let alone stand me
Am
C
But Slim, what if you win,
Dm
wouldn't it be weird?
Why?
C
So you guys can just lie to get me here,
Em
Am
C
so you can sit me here next
Dm
to Britney Spears
C
Christina Aguilera better
Am
C
So I can sit next to Carson Daly
C
And hear him argue over who
she gave head to first
Em
Am
C
Dm
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
C
Yeah he's cute but I
Bm
think he's married to Kim
Em
Am
C
Dm
I should download her audio on MP3
C
And show the whole world
how you gave him an MVD
Em
Am
I'm sick of you little girl
C
All you do is an noy me
So I have been sitting here to destroy you
Am
C
Dm
And there's a million of us just like me
Em
who just don't give a fuck like me
Am
C
Who dress like me, walk,
Dm
talk an d act like me
C
Am
And just might be the next best thing
But not quite me!
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
E
Please stand up, please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
Em
Please stand up, please stand up
Am
C
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Dm
C
Cause I'm only giving you things
you joke about with your friends
Em
Inside your living room
Am
Dm
the only difference is I got the balls
C
To say it in front of y 'all
and I don't gotta be false
Em
Am
or sug ar coated at all
C
Dm
I just get on a mic and spit it
C
and whether you'd like to admit it
Em
Am
I just shit it better than 90 %
C
Dm
of you rappers outkin
C
Then you wonder how can kids eat up
these albums like Valiums
Am
C
It's funny, cause at the rate
Dm
I'm going when I'm 30
C
I'll be the only person in
Am
the nursing home flirting
Pinch a nurse's asses
Dm
while I'm jacking off a Jurgens
but this whole back of
Em
Viagra isn't working
Am
And every single person
Dm
is a slim shady lurking
C
He could be working at Burger King,
Am
spitting on your onion rings
Dm
Or in the parking lot circling,
C
screaming I don't give a fuck
Am
With his windows down and his system up
C
Dm
So will the real shady please stand up
C
Em
Put one of those fingers on each hand up
Am
Dm
And be proud to be out of your mind
and out of control
C
Am
And one more time, loud as you can,
how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes,
Dm
I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
Em
Please stand up, please stand up
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes, I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
C
Am
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes, I'm the real Shady
C
All you other Slim Shadys
Bm
Em
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
C
please stand up, please stand up,
Am
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Dm
yes I'm the real Shady,
C
all you other Slim Shadys
Bm
are just imitating
Am
So won't the real Slim Shady
Dm
C
please stand up, please stand up,
Dm
C
Haha, guess there's a Slim
Em
Am
Shady in all of us
Dm
C
Am
Dm
C
Em
Am
C
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Dm
C
Am
C
Dm
C
Em
Am
C
Dm
C
Am
Dm
C
Em
Am
C
Dm
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