Тональность: G major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Let me tell you guys something.
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Never go in another man's house
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If a woman asks you to
come go home with her,
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the first thing you do when you get there
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is look under the bed.
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If you see a pair of men's shoes,
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you better turn around
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and get the hell outta there.
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You see, I was way down south
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in this little town called Infidelity,
Georgia.
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Oh yeah.
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A beautiful lady spotted
me in the supermarket.
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She came over to me.
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She said, aren't you R .C.?
I said, yeah, that's me
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She said, I want you to
come home with me
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Took me home, she laid me down
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seemed like a thousand times
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Two o 'clock, I said, honey,
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let me use your phone
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I wanna call my wife and kids at home
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I said, honey, I got bad news
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I got a flat tire on my car
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And the only jack is in the
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she told me to take my time
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Young lady came and got me
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She laid me back in bed again
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This time, she laid me down on my back
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She said she gonna ride me
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Oh, she gonna ride me
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And I said, honey, I like that
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By that time, I looked at my watch
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It was four o 'clock
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I said, let me use your telephone
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Got my wife on the phone
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I said, honey, I got some good news
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And I got some bad news too
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She said, give me the good news first
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I got my flat tire fixed
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Somehow, old moto just won't run
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But as soon as I get a start at lettin'
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Girl, I'm comin' home to you
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Aha, the lady came and got me
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Laid me down in bed again
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She said, we're gonna be here
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And I swear she was so good
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The only thing I could think about
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Is givin' up my happy home
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Whoo!
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I said, six o 'clock now
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I got to call my wife
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And let her know how I'm doin'
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Got my wife on the phone
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I said, I got everything workin'
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But my wife said, honey
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It's working a little bit too late
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She said she found a man
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She found another man to take my place
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And then she hung up on me
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I turned around, looked at this lady
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She lying there with those big thighs
Whoo!
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I jumped back into bed like Superman
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I said, I come to stay.
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She looked at me and said,
get up.
Put your clothes on.
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She said, my husband will
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I got up, got my pants
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before I could put them on.
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Somebody knocked on the door.
I said, who is it?
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She said, fool, that's my husband.
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What am I going to do?
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She said, you better hide.
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I said, in the hell can I hide in one room?
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I looked around, looked under the bed
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The bed was too low
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Looked in the closet
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It couldn't hold no more
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That's when I jumped over
the door lens
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Managed to hide everything but my balls
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The husband walked through the door
The first thing he did
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He said, honey, what's that?
She said, um, some doorbells
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I picked them up from the
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flea market yesterday
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Those are some strange looking bells
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And I want to hear them ring this morning
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That lady looked at her
husband and said
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Honey those bells are broke,
I'm taking them back
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I'm going to exchange them
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for a brand new pair
But he said no, no,
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before you take them back
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Oh Lord, I just want to hear
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Picked up a newspaper,
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he hit me across my left ball
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I pulled up out of sight,
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the right one was still hanging out
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He turned around to his wife
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and said, Bill didn't ring, honey.
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She said, I told you they were broke.
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And I was gonna take them back
and exchange them for
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He said, that's all right, too.
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But I wanna hear them ring.
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Oh, I wanna hear them ring
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before you take them back.
Oh, Lord.
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He walked over in the corner,
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picked up a baseball bat
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Came back and looked up,
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and that's when I looked down
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He had the strangest look,
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the meanest look I ever seen
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He drew that bat back,
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the only thing I could think of
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The only thing that came to my mind
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I looked down and I said, ding dong
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Hold it, wait a minute
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That lady had the nerve to stand up,
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And look her husband straight in the eye
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And say, well, he said, well, what?
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She said, my behind was saved by the bell
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If you're ever down south
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In this little town called Infidelity,
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Oh, if you ever down south
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Hey, hey, this town called Infidelity,
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Georgia
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Ooh, you'll find a deacon
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going with the preacher's wife
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You'll find a preacher
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going with the deacon's wife
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Hey, hey, in this little town down south
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Oh, a little town called Infidelity,
Georgia
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Oh, a whole lot of strange things going on
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Oh, it was that way ever
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since the day I was born
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Hey, and this little town called Newington,
Georgia
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Oh, and I call it Infidelity, Georgia
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Oh, a whole lot of strange things
Goes on
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Early in the morning
All before dawn
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A whole lot of cheating going on
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