Тональность: Eb major
Verse 1
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I starred in
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every high school play
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Blew every drama teacher away
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C
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Graduated first in my class at Julliard
Verse 2
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C
Took every acting workshop I could
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D
And I dreamed of Hollywood
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D
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While I read my Uta Hagen,
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and studied the Bard
Verse 3
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D
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Hit the boards and paid my dues
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And got phenomenal rave reviews
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I knew the world was gonna love me,
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without a doubt
Verse 4
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I was sure that Tarantino would
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C
be calling me on my phone
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Annie Liebowitz would shoot
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C
me for Rolling Stone
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But the years have come and
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gone and I'm sorry to say
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That's not the way that
it's all worked out
Verse 5
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D
the Jungle Cruise ride
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D
A
Skipper Dan is the name
Bm
F#m
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D
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
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A
And every time it's the same
Verse 6
Bm
Look at those hippos,
F#m
they're wiggling their ears
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Just like they've done for
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A
Now I'm laughing at my own jokes,
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D
but I'm crying inside
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'Cause I'm working on the Jungle
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Verse 7
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Oh the critics they used to say,
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I was the new Olivier
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Thought I'd be the toast of
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Sundance, or maybe Cannes
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Ah, but don't bother
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C
trying to IMDB me
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D
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C
The only place you might possibly see me
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G
Is riding my little boat around
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C
Adventureland
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It ain't exactly what I planned but
Verse 8
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D
the Jungle Cruise ride
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D
A
Skipper Dan is the name
Bm
F#m
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D
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
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A
And every time it's the same
Verse 9
Bm
I would've killed if I'd
F#m
been in Speed- the- Plow
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But what's the difference that's
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A
'Cause I'm paying the rent and
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I'm swallowing my pride
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A
And I'm working on the Jungle
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F
Cruise ride
Verse 10
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I should be there on Broadway,
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Knocking 'em dead in
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Am
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12 Angry Men
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But instead I'm here telling
these lame jokes
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Again, and again, and again, and again,
And again, and again,
and again
Verse 11
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G
D
(Bengal tigers can
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A
Bm
F#m
(That's an African
Bull- Elephant)
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G
the backside of water)
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Bm
(What have I done with my life?)
Verse 12
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I should've listened when my
Grandfather said
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Why don't you major in
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A
Now my hopes have all vanished
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D
and my dreams have all died
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A
And I'll probably work forever as a
Verse 13
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Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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D
A
Skipper Dan is the name
Bm
F#m
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D
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
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A
And every time it's the same
Verse 14
Bm
Look at those hippos,
F#m
they're wiggling their ears
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Somebody shoot me 'cause
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A
Always said I'd be famous,
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D
I guess that I lied
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'Cause I'm working on
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Bm
A
the Jungle Cruise ride
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A
D
I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride
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