I've hunted from high and low,
I've looked him in the eye.
I dream about the perfect way
to make this devil die.
Come taste my blade, you manky bear,
for gobbling up my leg.
I'll hunt you, then I'll skin you,
hang your noggin on a peg.
Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu
You're ancient as the highlands
and as unforgiven too
Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu
Now the time has come
for all of us to slaughter you
He's bigger than a Cullen cannon,
armies with his paws
Mardu is never happy
till the blood runs from his jaws
He murders in the mountains
and he fights with every clan
His teeth and jowls have ripped the hearts
with many a highland man
Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu
He's stolen lads and lasses
and wee body babies too
Mardu, Mardu, Mardu, Mardu
Now the time has come
for all of us to slaughter you
Through glen and bog and heat and fog
we'll find your furry lair
And then we'll latch you,
make you dance you fair,
the carnay bear
We'll roast your rum and
haggis and eaves
and fry your blue and black
We'll mix and slice a thigh with spice
and grill you on the rack
Mordew, mordew, mordew, mordew
We'll buy your heap with dumpling meat
to make an on -site stew
Mordew, mordew, mordew, mordew
Now the time has come
for all the clans to slaughter you
We'll make his hide a cosy chair,
his head upon the wall
We'll splash a dram o' whisky
on his snout at every ball
Tales we'll tell from glen to glen
of how we slayed the beast
And all we'll toast brave
Highland men at every royal feast
Mordew, Mordew, Mordew, Mordew
Our engines kept from fire to fire
of the devil that we slew
Mordew, Mordew, Mordew, Mordew
Now the time has come
for all the class to slaughter you you