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This is called this one,
Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic,
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Massacre Blues.
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["Talkin' Blues"]
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["Talkin' I saw it advertised one day,
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the Bear Mountain Picnic
was coming my way.
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Come along and take a trip,
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transport you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and kids,
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bring the whole family. Yippee.
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Well, I run right down
and bought me a ticket
to the Bear Mountain picnic.
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Little did I realize
I was in for a funny kind
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of picnic surprise.
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Had nothing to do with picnics.
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Didn't come close to a mountain.
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I'm scared of bears.
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Took the wife and kids down to the pier.
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Six thousand people there.
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Everybody had a ticket for the trip.
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Well, I said, it's a pretty big ship.
Besides,
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I'm more of the merrier.
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Well we all got on, what do you think,
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that big ol' boat started to sink
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More people kept a -piling on,
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that ol' ship started to go down
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Maybe this ain't no way to start a picnic
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Well I soon lost track of my kids
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so many people I never saw in my life
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but old ship was going
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6 ,000 people trying to kill each other
dogs are barking,
fists are flying, cats are running,
dishes overthrown,
me are running,
cops are coming,
maybe we just better call off the
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picnic
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I got knocked down, got shoved around,
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all I could hear was a moanin' sound,
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don't remember one thing more,
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woke up on the shore,
feet were busted,
stomach was split open
Couldn't walk, talk, see,
think, feel, crawl, couldn't move
I was bald, naked,
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quite lucky to be alive though
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I'm feelin' like I climbed out of my casket
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I grabbed back hold of my picnic basket
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Took the wife an d kids
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and started whole Wishin'
I never got up that mornin'
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Now I don't care just what you do,
if you want to have a picnic,
that's up to you.
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Don't tell me you don't want to hear it,
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you see I lost all my picnic spirit,
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I have my own picnics in
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the bathroom.
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It don't seem to me quite so funny,
but some people are going to do it
for money.
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There's a brand new gimmick every day,
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just take somebody's money away.
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Maybe we ought to take
some of these people
and put them on a boat,
send them up to Bear Mountain for
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a picnic.
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I'll sing you a song I wrote
and maybe give you some time
to go out and have a cigarette.
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