Тональность: D major•
Verse 1
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Now I'm not one
to get all excited,
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I'm seldom tense and I'm never uptight,
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but there's one thing in this world
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that really makes me upset,
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and that's them coin machines,
them nickel and diamonds,
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them out -of -orders,
them work -one -timers,
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those nickel -and -dime quarter
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I mean, how many times
have you had to munch it
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so you whip out a dime
for some peanut crunches?
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You put it in a slot and you pull the handle,
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an d just nothing. So you
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cuss and you beat it
till your hand is blue,
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you push and you shove
and you kick it with your shoe,
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and finally you just walk away
while it's blinking,
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thank you, which is machine,
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but we just stuck it to you, son.
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I'd like to meet the man
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who invented the coin machine.
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He must have hated mankind
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and every other living thing.
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I bet he had a motto on
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his wall in frozen rime
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Sayin' you get nothin' for a nickel,
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twice as much for a dime
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Well, they'll of fer you cigarettes,
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soft drinks, cigars, barbecue, potato chips
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And all kind of candy bars,
peanuts, popcorn,
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Cracker Jacks and Red Hots
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And you can pay a quarter
for a nickel cone,
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get a throwaway razor
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A shot of cologne, get a bash you shine
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That even polishes your socks
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But I think the worst of those
You see with the glass
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where you can see what you want
But you can bet your donkey
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that ain't no way short
Of a blowtorch
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you're gonna get nothing out of that
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Then how about those
on the men's room wall?
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Boys, you know what I mean
You have seen them all
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And when you lose six bits
in one of them boogers
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You're just too embarrassed to complain
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So you just kinda go home by yourself
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I'd like to meet the man
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who invented the coin machine
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Well, he must have hated mankind
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and every other living thing
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I bet he had a motto
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on his wall in frozen rhyme
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Sayin' you get nothin' for a nickel,
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twice as much for a
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dime
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Now, I heard this story
about a fella one time
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who certainly is a hero of mine
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He ranks right up there
with John Wayne,
and Merle Haggard
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Seemed there was a certain
soft drink machine
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that was rustin' old camp tankers
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and mean and it took him
but just one too many quarters
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and his mind snapped.
So he went out to his car
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and looked up under the seat
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and he whipped out a .45,
clean and neat.
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He walked up to that machine
and said, hand that over son,
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it's your last chance.
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Then he plugged that thing
about three or four times
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right up un der that blinkin'
have a coke sign.
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Then he just coughed and spit
a four hundred dollars worth of
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The judge called his self defense.
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I'd like to meet the man
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who invented the coin machine
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Well, he must have hated mankind
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an d every other living thing
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I bet he had a motto
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on his wall in frozen rhyme
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D
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Said, you get nothing for a nickel,
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twice as much for a dime
Outro 1
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