Лучшее приложение для настройки
MaddProfessor
“Из всех приложений для настройки инструмента, это, определённо, лучшее. Простое, удобное, предлагает множество интересных аккордов и песен для знакомства с новой музыкой. Однозначно рекомендую.”
The grand plan аккорды от 
The Dirty 45
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
Wait a minute, man.
Hey, check this out, man.
It was this blind man,
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street
with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish
market.
You know what saying?
He stopped.
He took a deep breath.
He said
Good morning, ladies
E
You like that shit, man? pretty good.
Am
I got a gang of that shit, man.
My man on the guitar.
Fool on the drum.
Ayy, everybody just crowd
around the mic,
I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes
I got, ayy, exactly
But first, I'ma start off like this,
ayy, help me sing it, homeboy, come on
Say Coke 45 and two zigzags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park, have the dogs,
smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn,
singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flying
through Palmdale,
skating on deck and rims
E
Am
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my cabbie will
Well it was just sundown
in a small white town,
Em
Am
they called it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afro man walked
through the white land,
houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on the corner
sellin' rap CDs
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
cause I didn't know her daddy was the
E
leader of the Ku Klux Klan
Am
We fucked on the bed,
fucked on the floor
E
Am
Fucked so long I grew a
fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left,
fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheba,
Sheba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
E
But her daddy, he was waiting
Am
with a two -by -four
Oh, he beat me to the left,
he beat me to the right
E
Am
The motherfucker whooped
my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her
prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck that bitch just one more time
Code 45 and two zigzags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the mall, grab the dog,
E
Am
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell,
flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
And my tapes and my CDs just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
Uh, I met this lady in Hollywood
E
She had green hair,
Am
but damn, she looked good
I took her to my house,
cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick
that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
E
Am
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said, Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open
with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife
in the state of Kentucky
She said, I'd fry some chicken
if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the ball, catch the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed, uh
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
Hey, wait a minute, man, check this out
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and said,
yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
E
Am
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
E
Am
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down
in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned
to a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
E
Am
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Am
Coke 45 and two zigzags
E
Am
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the mall, grab the dog
E
Am
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as them marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
B
Cheech and Chong
Am
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell,
Am
flying through Palmdale
E
Am
Skatin' on Dayton rims, so roll,
Am
roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
Как бы вы оценили эту песню?
Войдите, чтобы оставить оценку.
Научитесь играть The grand plan от The dirty 45 с помощью GuitarTuna
Освойте The grand plan от The dirty 45 на гитаре и изучите 10000 табулатур, созданных нашими проверенными редакторами.
Если вы впервые учите The grand plan от The dirty 45 или совершенствуете свои навыки, с GuitarTuna проще практиковаться на гитаре, бас-гитаре и пианино. Присоединяйтесь к 2 миллионам музыкантов, которые уже играют любимые песни с GuitarTuna. Оценка 4/5 в App Store.
Автопрокрутка20%
Миллионы людей уже пользуются GuitarTuna
- Тюнер №1
в App Store и Google Play
- +
Рейтинг в App Store и Google Play
- M
Загрузок по всему миру
- k+
доступных песен
Нам доверяют гитаристы по всему миру
Качественно разработанное приложение
Rose the Black Cat
“В основном я пользуюсь этим приложением, чтобы настроить гитару. Оно максимально облегчает мне задачу. Ещё тут есть куча песен с подсказками. Вам покажут, какие аккорды играть и как ставить пальцы.”
У меня вернулся интерес к музыке
Tuliketsune
“Я скачал это приложение, потому что хотел настроить старую гитару. Здесь есть очень полезная функция: во время игры всё переключается автоматически. Мне этот метод показался самым эффективным. У меня наконец-то начало получаться, я даже запомнил некоторые аккорды 🙂”
Секретное оружие
Brad
“В этом тюнере (самом лучшем, которым я только пользовался) есть и метроном, и игры, и аккорды, и куча разных полезных инструментов. В нём ОЧЕНЬ легко разобраться. Просто супер! Спасибо за создание великолепного приложения. Огромное вам музыкальное СПАСИБО!!!”
Очень надёжный тюнер
theNewPaul
“Отличное приложение! Очень удобное и стабильное. Идеально подходит для новичков. Поможет быстро освоиться и сэкономит кучу нервов. Настоятельно рекомендую!”
Это самый лучший тюнер для гитары.
Caleb Schafli
“Гитара настраивается идеально, звучит как надо. Мне ещё понравились мини-игры, которые учат играть разные аккорды, их действительно становится легче услышать. И всё работает без интернета.”
Легко настроить и поиграть
Lynae T
“Отличное приложение, легко настроить инструмент, найти любимую песню и поиграть.”