I like a girl in satin
Who talks dirty
In
Latin
A girl who's flirty
When she quotes, hmm,
Krishnamurti
Now if she likes to be goosed
While reciting from
Proust
Then I know she's my kind of creature
Among her delectables
Her intellectables
Must be her sexiest feature
I've got the hots for the smart
The hots for the smart
IQ off the chart
Give me brains over hearts
Any day
I've got the hots for the smart
I want a girl from
Mensa
With a furrowed brow
When the tenses get denser
She gets it, and how
I need a polymath called
Cindy or
Kath
Who likes her
Plato, not too platonic
An autodidact who can add and subtract
while sipping her
Tolstoy and tonic. I've got the hots for the smarts,
the hots for
the smarts. I cue off the cheers,
give me brains over hearts.
Every time I've got the
Hots for the smarts
There's more
I wanna go with a feel
For
Faraday's wheel
A girl who'll drool
For
Fleming's
Left -hand rule, thank you
Now some men like pin -ups
Of girls who do chin -ups
Like
Xena, the warrior princess
But I'll take to dinner my
Nobel
Prize winner
With plutonium stains down her dress
I've got the hearts for the smart
Hearts for the smart
I cue off the charts
Give me brains
over hearts
I've got the hots for the smarts
There's more
I want a girl who knows loads of
Kick a garden, spinosa
A girl who plays jazz
Humming
Porgy and
Bess
Now her face may have scars
Like the surface of
Mars
But as long as her mind is
spectacular. I'll forgive her bad skin and
her breath tinged with gin and a smile
just as sweet as
Count
Dracula. I've got the...
I've got the...
got the...
I've
of the...
IQ
me brains over...
over...
I've got the...
You guys, you guys.
There's more.
I can't remember what it is. I know the words,
I know the words.
Oh yeah.
I want a girl with a brain
The size of
Siberia
With a haughty disdain
For all things inferior
I don't want some learner
without bumps and burner
Ah, she must be the finished article
Who sees our attraction as
a chemical reaction
And charm as merely...
I've got the...
I've got the...
IQ of them
Give me brains over
There's more
What a
PhD
Who reads linear?
be
Who applies her lotion?
With a brownie in motion
Now some may favour a girl who's a raver,
or a tease, or a saucy young minx
But I'll get undressed with the
girl I'm impressed with
She's tunnelling under the sphinx
I've got the hots for the smarts
I've got the hots for the smarts
I cue off the charts
Give me brains over hearts
I can 't help myself
I've got the hearts
for the smarts
Oh please, please, please
I've got the hearts
for the smarts
Thank you very much, thank you.