We must make it our ambition
to live up to our position
when we take our places in society.
When these million dollar blokes pass,
I will never make a post -pass,
I will show them I am full of pedigree.
And the lady isn't born yet,
who can meet me with a lawn yet,
at the op era where I mix with these geeks.
So if you're not social winners,
don't invite us to your dinners,
we must warn you we are aw
ful hard to meet.
We'll be like these charming people,
very debonair, full of sap warfare.
These charming people
simply touch me not,
rather swagger, what?
I hear that Mrs. Boo,
this is riding for a fall.
It seems that when her child was born,
she wasn't there at all.
If these people can be charming,
then we can be charming too.
Like an early Pilgrim father,
I shall say my jubilant brother,
I shall boast about the blueness of my blood.
I shall say I came on some bus
long before my friend Columbus,
I may even say a bit before the flood.
If the people who receive me
seem inclined to disbelieve me
and should question
me about my pedigree,
we will answer, Sir or Madam,
we go further back than Adam
when we're overhanging
on our family tree.
We'll be like these charming people,
Buried ebb on air,
Full of sap water.
These charming people,
Finest in the land,
Oh, they make you grand.
I hear that Mrs. Watson
Is looking young again,
But when her face was lifted
They had to use a crane.
If these people can be charming,
that we can be charming too.
You know I'm all racked up in ox.
How paralyzing.
Yes, I just bought two whistlers.
Male and female, I presume.
Don't you just adore music,
Lord Campbell Potter?
I wallow in it.
You know I played on the euphonium
when I was only five.
Did you really?
I played on the linoleum
when I was only two.
If these people can be charming,
then we can be charming, too.