Тональность: C major
Verse 1
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We will translate, as we go along,
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some of the more important fa cets
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of this particular piece.
Before we begin,
I will tell you a little bit
of the story of the piece.
It was constructed from
an English text
which was translated into German,
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and then the music was written
for the German pronunciation.
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And the story is about how the
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good lord has created a sofa,
his interest in home movies,
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an d the relationship
between his girlfriend
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and a hot magic pig.
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Once upon a time,
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way back a long time ago,
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when the universe consisted of nothing
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more elaborate than Mark Coleman.
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Oh, thank you, Frank,
I mean to tell you,
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everybody's always asking
me the same question.
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Are you kidding?
I feel great today.
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I am portly an d I am maroon.
here in this audience
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can guess what I am?
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I'll give you some clues.
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Clue number one, I am portly. Yeah.
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Well then I'll give you clue number two.
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Clue number two and very im portant,
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And clue number three
and I dedicate this especially
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to all the girls in the audience.
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Ich bin Maroon.
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Once upon a time, way back, long time ago,
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when the universe consisted of nothing nothing more,
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nothing less than Mark Bowman.
Thank you, Frank.
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Trying to convince each and every
member of this audience
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that he was nothing more, nothing less
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than a fat marooned sofa
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suspended in the midst of
a vast emptiness.
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Will you please turn down the
monitors a little bit
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so they don't ring up here
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on the stage?
After the monitor,
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ah, that's much better.
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A light shined down from heaven.
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And the voice of the Lord rang out,
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he was feeling really swift that day
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and he was extremely taken
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with the plump, succulent sofa.
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And he figured if there's one
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thing that this sofa needs,
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it's a little moral support at Carnegie Hall.
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So he turned in a Woodstock Nation
to the far corners of the universe
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and conjured up a celesti
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al corps of engineers
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and asked them to construct
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something substantial
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beneath the sofa.
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And he did this with a little song.
It goes something like this.
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Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,
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unter diesem
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fettenfließenden Sofa.
You got the words?
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Gib zu mir et was Fußbodenbelag
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unter diesem fettenfließenden Sofa.
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Gib zu mir etwas
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Fußbodenbelag
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unter diesem fetten
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fließenden Sofa.
And of course that means,
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give un to me a bit of flooring
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under this fat floating sofa.
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And no shit, surprise, surprise,
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appeared throughout the emptiness
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as far as vision permits,
stretching all the way from Petrona,
And the Lord put aside his huge cigar,
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contemplated the substantiated sofa,
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and decided that the next phase
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of his universal operation
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must of necessity include
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wherein he, the all -power
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ful force of the sky,
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would whip on the helpless little sofa
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the morbid details of
their forthcoming relationship.
In other words,
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God was going to tell him where it was at,
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just like a
And so he conjured up a
small electric clarinet
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and played the intro to the hot number
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wherein the facts were revealed.
And it went like this.
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Ay -y i -yi -yi -yi -yi -yi -yi -yi -yi
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