Тональность: F major
Verse 1
Lisa
Simpson with the school paper.
Am I to understand you're purposely denying
education to these children?
uh... I mean, that is to say...
You see, the thing is, I warn you,
young lady, we can fump for all day.
We, um...
It's not that we, um...
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You're not grasping the...
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You haven't heard the last of this!
Well, I think we've heard the last
of this.
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No, you haven't!
We're gonna have to give this some
thought.
Let's sing while we think.
It'll make it more fun for
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everyone.
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Em
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How do we gag a blabbermouth like
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Lisa?
First
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Amendment rights?
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Dm
How do we stop her riding
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up what she saw?
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Would she shut her trap for
a gift card from the
Gap?
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Oh, how do we stop a royal crane like
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Lisa?
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Em
How do we make
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Miss
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Right just less uptight?
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You have a lovely voice, sir.
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make everything weird?
You asked to see me?
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Lisa, would you consider tutoring
You'll be happy, they'll be happy,
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And I can go home and enjoy some delicious fondue
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made with the fondue said I bought you for
Christmas now
Lisa?
Me?
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A tutor?
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The hillbilly tykes will become
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my tooties.
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Hey kids, the plow mule done birthed
a girl critter.
These colorful bums is funny.
And guess what?
Ben and
Ken, the street magic men, are
only the beginning.
The city is a treasure trove of culture
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and multi -culture.
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Mistos and lattes and
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grandes and ventis
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Dm
Browsing at bookstores with
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fat cognoscentis
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Books about
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Donny,
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Dacre and
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Miro
Edim
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Dm
Those are the folks that you locals
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should know
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Pretentious laughs have booed
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well retrospectives
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Outsider art made by mental defectives
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En joying a free that
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ain't grand or old
Jim
Carrey to
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Dario
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Foe
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Your minds are opening,
take it home!
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Eating tapas, freestyle rapas
I'll charm the husk right off of your corn
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Dm
Gm
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We fi nally experienced cultural facts,
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Dm
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and now they don't seem so lame.
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What a number!
You kids got talent,
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and I should know, I used to have it.
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I have eight teeth go ing on
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seven teeth I have a curvy spine
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We live on landfill and
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feast on roadkill
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While we all drink moonshine
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Em
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C#
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you
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