Тональность: Db major
Verse 1
C
I just wanted to check to make sure we had enough
good -looking men in the audience for this next song.
And thank
God, we do.
I was reading recently, but
Kevin, you can bring the lights down now,
that what do people do during
troubled times to lift their spirits?
And believe it or not,
the thing that people do the most and works the best is
they attend beauty pageants.
A
Dm
Now, when I read this, I thought,
gee, I could have a beauty pageant in the middle of each
one of my concerts as
a good and loyal
G
American to lift our spirits.
But let's face it, we've had enough
beauty pageants for girls to last us a lifetime.
But we just don't have
enough for the men.
Em
G
So, I am here tonight to find and to crown
C
Mr.
G
Colorado
C
Springs.
It's true.
G
C
Yeah!
G
And how am I going to find
him?
C
I'm gonna put this light on my head.
Oh
Lord.
We're gonna find him.
We're gonna start with
Em
C
you, sweetheart.
G
You are a bit younger than I had expected
Am
G
Your voice makes you sound so mature
C
G
I saw you drive your car into the parking lot
Am
G
I heard you come through that door
I'm moving on now, but I'm not
C
forgetting about you
F
C
What brings you here is the very same
A
Dm
G
thing that draws me tonight to that stage
F
C
A
And I must say to you, with all sincerity,
Dm
G
C
you look pretty good for your age
No, it's a good thing, it's a good thing.
Ooh, baby.
I know your work sometimes
G
gives you a headache
Am
G
And causes you heartache as well
C
But it's not what defines you
G
It simply sustains you
Am
And if you're frustrated,
F
Be cause right here and now
C
A
It's all that matters
Dm
G
You're no longer pacing the cage
F
And I must say to you
C
A
With all sincerity
Hey, you baby, you trying to ignore me?
C
F
Dm
You look so good you could be a
White
G
C
House intern, or a page.
Em
C
You could, I mean that sincerely.
F
Now you could have stayed home,
C
A
curled up with a good book,
Dm
D
Dm
G
ordered a pizza, and been here.
F
C
But no, you got dressed up, sort of,
A
In your foot -on cologne
Dm
Someone's wearing
G
Eternity, can smell it from here
C
Em
G
Now I know you don't recognize
C
this being a landlocked state
Em
C
But I am doing my impression of
Em
G
C
Em
G
a lighthouse
C
I feel like we've been set up
G
This is a blind date
Am
G
Who knows how we'll feel by the end?
C
Will you walk away wondering
G
What the hell was that?
Am
G
Or maybe I'll see you again and again
F
Right now let's relax
C
A
Take a deep breath
A
Dm
Let the moonlight be
G
our guide
Who's it gonna be?
C
Though it could be this
Dm
G
You look pretty good
Oh my
F
But you've obviously been
A
working out
A
Oh, we found our winner
right here, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Dm
You'd look mighty good
G
F
C
for your age.
Here he is.
Put your hands together.
Mr.
Colorado
Springs, stand up.
Stand up.
They want to look.
Here he is.
You were first runner -up, I was lying.
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