Тональность: G major•
Verse 1
C
In this time of strife and struggle
G
and people killing other people
and them people feeling sad
because they got killed by people,
C
I got me just one wish this Christmas.
D
I want for Santa Claus
G
to get together with U2 and
F
Bill Clinton and Joey Fatone
Em
and just, you know, just all
C
the people of the world,
G
no matter what country or
color or religion they is,
Even if they're the
F
wrong one.
Em
And get them all to hold hands in harmony.
And pray that someone give me the
D
one gift I want for me this year.
A
G
All I want for Christmas
A
is my one front tooth.
Gee, if I could only have
D
G
Em
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
G
C
A
It's been so long since
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I could say
G
D
G
Twisted Sister Riffin' Sister Christian
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Em
D
Em
God told you how happy I'd be
A
D
If I could only listen
Listen!
G
What the hell does that even mean?
It rhymes.
A
It rhymes with Christian.
G
D
You have one already!
Your greed sickens me!
I do? Yeah,
I'm counting right now.
Open wide! Uh... One!
G
Well, check the back teeth.
There's nothing back there
D
but dog food breath!
G
Yeah, he's right, man.
D
You only got one tooth.
Shut up, man.
They don't know that.
Who? The listener?
He sure as hell does!
G
You're on the freakin' cover
D
of the album advertising it!
You know what? I hope you
G
get sued.
D
G
Well, I want me some more teeth.
D
I want to chew tobacco like
Ryan Seacrest.
G
D
Ryan Seacrest does not
chew tobacco.
He don't? I know him personally.
G
We're very good friends.
He would've called me
D
if he wanted to have some
of my chaw.
You're supposed to have 32 teeth,
Meatwad.
G
D
I mean, you've never flossed,
G
you've never brushed,
D
and all that damn candy you eat,
so that's why they're all gone.
Fine, I know, I know, okay, fine.
A
All I want for Christmas is 31 more
Meatwad, Meatwad, Meatwad!
No, no, no, man,
D
we don't got dental insurance.
We don't have that.
G
You best wish for something else
this Christmas.
D
G
Well then, fine, I will!
Preferably nothing medical,
D
because we can't cover that.
G
D
G
Just start from the top.
Em
I don't really need this jaunty stuff.
B
G
D
All I want for Christmas
A
is one of vibrating neck massagers
D
with the MP3 player,
G
heated gloves, and a digital scarf,
D
A
with electric shiatsu massage shoes,
D
and myrtle aid with lavender
C
v -neck sweater for your
A
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lumbar re gion,
G
D
G
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and batteries or not, including G.
Em
D
Em
If I could only have one
of them stress relievers
A
with the seven different settings
D
G
and the portable stereo speakers
D
G
A
then I would be happy
D
and that's the end of the song
G
people get that I want that
and they send it to me.
Gee if I could only have one of
C
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them things I just said
D
G
then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas fool!
Ow! I did?
That was my one tooth.
You kicked it out!
Why'd you kick it out?
Say goodnight, Gummy!
I won't kill
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