I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas аккорды от 
Aqua Teen Hunger Force 
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Verse 1
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I sure hope I don't have to beat
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your ass this Christmas
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I hope I don't have to lay the hammer down,
you know I will
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I wish peace around the world
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for every boy and girl
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But you, I'll leave faith down
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in Chinatown, me so sorry
Verse 2
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I sure hope you ain't gonna beat
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my ass this Christmas
You know, I might
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I think I've been a pretty
Let's not get cocky
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I made you something nice
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I specifically requested Old Spice
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Gm
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And if it's your homemade aftershave, I will
Verse 3
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Christmas is about forgiveness
No, it is about toys
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And your constant excuses make me so freakin' pissed,
you know they do
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There's a reason for the season
Verse 4
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gift that ain't on your list
A taste from the mighty yellow fist
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Verse 5
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You better not give me
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macaroni art this Christmas
So help me God,
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you'll be pulling back a stomp
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See this mistletoe on my belt?
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You will smell what I just dealt
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As I force your lips to
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press my fat wide rump
Verse 6
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I really hope that you don't beat
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my ass this Christmas
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Well I really hope that you spent
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a decent amount... on me
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Because if I get something lame
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I'll roast your chestnuts
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But just remember,
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it's the thought that counts
Verse 7
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Christmas is about forgiveness
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Forgiveness does not turn chicks
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on like Old Spice shower gel
This is true, but there's a
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reason for the season
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Oh, I'll ring your jingle bells
I'll swat your heinie to the
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depths of the deepest Hell
Verse 8
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And the devastation'll be amazin'
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When I get both hands a- blazin'
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I'll un leash the shock and awe
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When I make your buttocks crawl
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Do you hear what I hear?
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My hand's about to crash-
land on the rear
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You'll be torn asunder when
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I call down the thunder
Verse 9
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Here's a gift that ain't on your list
It's a taste from the mighty yellow...
Verse 10
C
It's a present, from me to you.
It's a flat- screen TV!
Merry Christmas, Shake.
Not as thin as I would've preferred.
No wall- mount.
That's disappointing.
Well, those- those was extra.
I don't know how I'm gonna hang
it.
I guess I'll just prop it up against the wall?
Is that what you were thinking?
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Look, I know I disappoint you sometimes.
But I love you Master Shake.
Verse 11
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'Cause Christmas is about
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I really would have preferred the
Well, there's a burning
problem with the plasmas
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But there's a reason for the season
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Well you know, it's 720p, which
is not technically true HD
Let's hope you got me the extended
Verse 12
What'd you uhh... what'd you get me
for Christmas this year?
Sorry I can't hear
you, I'm watching my new TV!
I said what you'd get me, man?
I'm looking under this tree
and I ain't... well...
Did you get me this tree
skirt?
'Cause I don't wear skirts unless...
OK, once again,
I'm having trouble here.
Let's... let's talk later when I can...
Really focus on something
other than TV.
It's OK, I understand. I just want you to have
a merry Christmas...
Please don't talk while
my program is on!
Now I have no idea where the perp was on
the night of the 27th.
Good night, Shake.
The very night that his girlfriend disappeared!
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